Let me tell you about Rusty. I thought he was going to that Great Roost in the Sky today. He has a thang for my elderly Buff Orp hen, Sunny. He jumped Sunny's bones today in the coop and the carnival ride began. He was bucked off in short order, but Sunny wasn't satisfied with just removing the little toerag from her back. She went after him with a vengeance, chasing him around the coop. At one point, she literally jumped on top of him, pounding him in the head and I thought I was going to have to scrape a deceased Rusty pancake off the coop floor! I actually held my breath for a second (I was out in the storage area looking into the coop to witness the rodeo) till I saw that he survived the Wrath of Sunny. I didn't zoom to his rescue because, frankly, I didn't expect Sunny to be so, well, assertive, in her effort to disengage from the lovesick toerag.
ETA: Aubrey, I guess you aren't getting any porcelain eggs yet, but I wanted to let you know that I decided it was best just to hatch from the crew I have for now. I know where to find you, though, if I do need some in the future! Thanks for being so patient with me (and my crazy, but lovable, pal, Cetawin).