Dawg’s Chat Thread!

[ShrekDawg]

I'm watching an animal attack show. Two elk hunters stumble into a grizzly with a cub. Both have bear spray. (Hunters not the bears) Bear charges one but he figures its a bluff charge so doesn't go for his spray. Once it's covered 3/4 the distance he decides it's probably not a bluff but doesn't want to take his eyes off the bear to look down to see the spray to grab it. WTF?
Bear knocks him down chews on him a bit. Other guy tries to scare the bear and it then comes after him. He's no fool and has his spray in hand. Blasts the bear and it retreats a distance.
First guy decides it's a good time to finally get his spray ready. Grabs it, pulls the safety then proceeds to accidentally spray himself in the face..
I'm dying at this story

OMG WTH

 

[The Moonshiner]

OMG WTH

I'm sure that's what the second guy was thinking too.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I'm sure that's what the second guy was thinking too.

 

[The Moonshiner]

And they were elk hunting. Duh, ... shoot it.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I’ve got a stupid freaking yellow line on my TV. This happened once before like last week and it went away but now it’s not going away. well, actually now it keeps going away from me a second or two and coming back which is even worse and more distracting.

 

[ShrekDawg]

And they were elk hunting. Duh, ... shoot it.

True!