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OMG WTHI'm watching an animal attack show. Two elk hunters stumble into a grizzly with a cub. Both have bear spray. (Hunters not the bears) Bear charges one but he figures its a bluff charge so doesn't go for his spray. Once it's covered 3/4 the distance he decides it's probably not a bluff but doesn't want to take his eyes off the bear to look down to see the spray to grab it. WTF?
Bear knocks him down chews on him a bit. Other guy tries to scare the bear and it then comes after him. He's no fool and has his spray in hand. Blasts the bear and it retreats a distance.
First guy decides it's a good time to finally get his spray ready. Grabs it, pulls the safety then proceeds to accidentally spray himself in the face..
I'm dying at this story
