I'd do that but not for a living. Kids love me, I'm like a real life cartoon character.
I already work by myself. They usually have 3 people but are down to 2 that work my days off. Granted they all work about 2 hours less a day then me but still....
That's another thing with most we hire. They're worked out after 4 hours tops so if they have to stay longer then that they just milk the clock the last hour or 2.
Found out about the no show, no call guy. Couldn't make it in that day, he was having marital problems. Wonder if one of the problems was..... you won't get a damn job.