Dawg’s Chat Thread!

[ShrekDawg]

SIGH. why is losing weight so darn hard!? Both with Brew and with me.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I feel like we’re never gonna get there

 

[shawluvsbirds]

SIGH. why is losing weight so darn hard!? Both with Brew and with me.

Because,

Cookies cake pie and ice cream exist.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Because,

Cookies cake pie and ice cream exist.

Trueeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

 

[The Moonshiner]

Our closest grocery store just had their $5.99 ice cream on sale for $1.99. I got 6 and d@mn near forgot to get what I originally went there for.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Our closest grocery store just had their $5.99 ice cream on sale for $1.99. I got 6 and d@mn near forgot to get what I originally went there for.

That's a bargain and a half!

 

[ShrekDawg]

Our closest grocery store just had their $5.99 ice cream on sale for $1.99. I got 6 and d@mn near forgot to get what I originally went there for.

Holy moly! I wish ours did that. Most they do is like $2 off LOL

 

[The Moonshiner]

Dawg...

 

[ShrekDawg]

Dawg...
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Oh yeah!

 

[The Moonshiner]

Oh yeah!

I'm watching an animal attack show. Two elk hunters stumble into a grizzly with a cub. Both have bear spray. (Hunters not the bears) Bear charges one but he figures its a bluff charge so doesn't go for his spray. Once it's covered 3/4 the distance he decides it's probably not a bluff but doesn't want to take his eyes off the bear to look down to see the spray to grab it. WTF?
Bear knocks him down chews on him a bit. Other guy tries to scare the bear and it then comes after him. He's no fool and has his spray in hand. Blasts the bear and it retreats a distance.
First guy decides it's a good time to finally get his spray ready. Grabs it, pulls the safety then proceeds to accidentally spray himself in the face..
I'm dying at this story