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muddy75 said:
Good Morning Hello GIF by Hill's Pet Nutrition's Pet Nutrition
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Hi!
 
79.5lbs. Originally it was like 80.3lbs but then she read last year’s weight and it was only like 73.4lbs so then she wanted to redo it, probably because it didn’t sound right but she didn’t say that LOL, so we did and she said 79.5lbs was much better. 🤣😭🙈

But that’s still up 6lbs from last year. Dang.
 
Today on bear attack show....
Two guys out elk hunting. So ya both have guns. Grizzly charges out of brush at them. Runs straight into one sending him rolling and dropping his rifle. Jumps on him and starts chewing on his arm and standing on his chest.
Other dude shoots him and he stops attacking and runs several feet away staggering around. Instead of dropping he shakes it off and heads back at the chewed up guy.
Other guy takes another shot. BANG, shoots his friend in the leg shattering the bone. Bear jumps back on him, chews up his other arm then starts on his head.
Third shot. Hits bear this time. Bear retreats and falls but tries to get back up. Oh shoot, guys out of bullets. Out of bullets? Elk rifle only had 3 rounds? Ya I'm thinking he shot the bear twice, his buddy once and randomly all over the forest several times.
Guy screams my rifle is loaded. Other guy says where is it? First guy says idk. 2nd guy starts looking everywhere for it. Oh snap, the bear now has it.
OK I made that last part up. Guy finds the gun and shoots the bear again finally killing it.
 
The Moonshiner said:
Today on bear attack show....
Two guys out elk hunting. So ya both have guns. Grizzly charges out of brush at them. Runs straight into one sending him rolling and dropping his rifle. Jumps on him and starts chewing on his arm and standing on his chest.
Other dude shoots him and he stops attacking and runs several feet away staggering around. Instead of dropping he shakes it off and heads back at the chewed up guy.
Other guy takes another shot. BANG, shoots his friend in the leg shattering the bone. Bear jumps back on him, chews up his other arm then starts on his head.
Third shot. Hits bear this time. Bear retreats and falls but tries to get back up. Oh shoot, guys out of bullets. Out of bullets? Elk rifle only had 3 rounds? Ya I'm thinking he shot the bear twice, his buddy once and randomly all over the forest several times.
Guy screams my rifle is loaded. Other guy says where is it? First guy says idk. 2nd guy starts looking everywhere for it. Oh snap, the bear now has it.
OK I made that last part up. Guy finds the gun and shoots the bear again finally killing it.
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Holy shit 😭🤣 shit aim lol
 

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