Did a naked dance for my neighbors yesterday.

Oh, gosh. Isn't it the WORST when they attack the kids? I don't know about y'all, but this was a regular occurrance when I was growing up. Everyone out playing and suddenly, one of the kids would start screamin' bloody murder.

FYI cold water is the best remedy, either inside or outside (if you have to turn the hose on someone.) When we first moved out to the country, I told John if he ever saw B (the five year old) screaming and running to the house to turn on the water and let it get nice and cold. I can't tell you how many times I've snatched him up, stripped him down and put him under a cold water stream.

First, obviously, it gets the ants off. But also it goes a long way to stop it from hurting. B will stop crying immediately when the water hits him. I'm outside barefoot a lot during the summer and have had to hose my feet down a BUNCH after getting in fire ants.

I will say though that I am not too bad allergic to them. I get a little white pimple looking bump where they bite me. It may itch a little for a couple of days, but not too bad. My son, B, though gets huge welts that itch real bad. So his doctor told me to put hydrocortisone cream on them and give him benadryl by mouth until they went away.

I sincerely hope that if any of your neighbors saw it, they will be discreet enough not to mention it to you.
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"creepy little perv spider" - that's funny!

It's true, though, he was snuggled in tight right at the bottom of the cleavage and he had turned around so he was facing upwards. I could see his creepy buncha spider eyes gleaming up at me and I SWEAR he looked smug!
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At least, that was the image that was burned into my brain in the fraction of a second before I tried to go all Hulk with my sports bra.
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Those things are seriously well- made, though!
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Cyanne, you should know that the same people who make sports bras also make straitjackets. They're so similar, why not?
By the way, doncha love the "uniboob" look too?
 
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Yeah, I should have known that anything strong enough to keep my girls in check while I'm RUNNING could probably stop a charging Rhino, let alone keep me from being able to tear it apart with my bare hands!

Of course, my arachnophobia doesn't allow for much rational thought...it's more of a react NOW and shudder while thinking about it later sort of deal.
 
Hey you have to do what you have to do. Those things are bad. How are you today?
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oh, I'll live. I just have some sore welts, mostly on my hands that all have tiny white blisters. Some of them are near the joints, so every time I move my fingers I think of those darn fire ants and how I need to get revenge on them!

Before my chickens arrived, I kept the fire ants out of my yard by using Amdro fire ant bait. It works GREAT, but my chickies have free range of my backyard during the day so there is no way I'm sprinkling flavored poison out there now!

I guess I'll just have to be careful what rocks I pick up from now on, huh?
 
My deepest sympathies!
My skin is crawling at the thought of those little boogers stinging you!!

And I would've had to do the Hulk-thing had I seen a spider in my bra, too. Know exactly what you mean about loss of rational thought at that point!
 

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