I definitely did the naked dance once, and was very grateful that we have no neighbors for several miles~
It was during the summer, and I was planning on doing some well-needed sunbathing. I had left my bikini on the porch after a swimming stint the day before, so I went outside and got it, and slipped back into the house to change, (no one was home, so this happened in my kitchen).
I went back outside and felt a sharp-HORRIBLE pain in my well 'ahem', the bottom part of my bikini~ I whipped the bathing suit off so fast, you'd have thought I didn't have an inkling of modesty!
And there, nestled in the bottom of my bikini, was an evil little Assassin Bug, (I HATE THEM!). As much as I wanted to, I didn't kill the twerp, and released him back into nature even if he wasn't as kind to me...
I had a GIGANTIC bleeding welt in a very delicate place for quite a while afterwards...