Did a naked dance for my neighbors yesterday.

[Wildsky]

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Your chickens were AMAZED at how fast a human can MOLT.

 

[the1much]

uhoh,,, that was you????? maybe i should take my video off youtube

and since SEEING that,, ive planted 5 beds of fireants in all my surrounding neighbors yards

 

[Wildsky]

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[rebecca10782]

I'm gonna get this thread shut down if I go any further

 

[Justino]

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omg i dont blame ur husband for laughing

 

[Lunachick]

tee hee, at least it would have a good run first.

 

[LittleYellowOne]

I definitely did the naked dance once, and was very grateful that we have no neighbors for several miles~

It was during the summer, and I was planning on doing some well-needed sunbathing. I had left my bikini on the porch after a swimming stint the day before, so I went outside and got it, and slipped back into the house to change, (no one was home, so this happened in my kitchen).

I went back outside and felt a sharp-HORRIBLE pain in my well 'ahem', the bottom part of my bikini~ I whipped the bathing suit off so fast, you'd have thought I didn't have an inkling of modesty!

And there, nestled in the bottom of my bikini, was an evil little Assassin Bug, (I HATE THEM!). As much as I wanted to, I didn't kill the twerp, and released him back into nature even if he wasn't as kind to me...

I had a GIGANTIC bleeding welt in a very delicate place for quite a while afterwards...

 

[rebecca10782]

OK, you win

 

[EweSheep]

Being from the North, this Yankee gal didnt know any difference about the fire ants down in Louisiana. My mother told me watch out for fire ants when I went outside of the back door when we first got our new rental house. I thought fire ants??? Promptly went outside with bare feet............stepped into the ant hill, YEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Boy I ran as fast as I can back in the house and Mom grabbed me to the bathtub and washed me off. Oh boy, I should have asked more questions before I got all those nasty bites. Oh they are so BAAAAAAAAAD!

Kids were cruel as well...they use the spanish moss from the trees and put it near the nest and it would be swarming with ants and they would put it down on an unspecting person's shirt and have a kick out of watching that poor kid flogging himself, stripping his shirts and pants off. Boy they were MEAN!

 

[Hangin Wit My Peeps]

My sister did the SAME thing but her excuse was hornets. She had two hornets fly under her shirt and she was not wearing a bra either (weekend)

Off flew the shirt and us other sisters were standing in the house and all we seen was her fly her shirt off and run. We were like what the ****? We were cracking up and her hubby was cracking up outside. We all ran out to see what was the problem. Seen the neighbors looking over as well. She ran behind hubby!

Its something we will ALWAYS remind her about