Fluffy, what about a rescue greyhound? I know you wanted a puppy but they perfectly fit what you want.
An adult greyhound would be good, yeah. There are two big problems however. One way bigger than the other. First, slightly more minor. I won't be able to show it. Second, major problem. To have a rescue greyhound you have to get it off the track, and we don't have tracks. The dog would have to come from the UK or Spain