Oh! dearie me. I don't recommend it to anyone. Perhaps it came out all wrong. Hope so.
I am crying laughing.
But I cannot believe that @duluthralphie the self proclaimed relationship expert has not yet been here to add his comments and suggestions.
As a fellow Minnesotan I am sure he will be able to provide some inside special edition advice for ya. .
A cast iron skillet ... on a totally unrelated aside, I have a funny story about the "other half." I was at a flea market when I spied a really small (one-egg sized) antique cast iron skillet. I don't really know why, but I just HAD to have it. Floored that I was so interested in what was, to him, a totally useless item, he asked, "So what in the world are ya gonna DO with it?" Without thinking or batting an eye, I swung it and said, "It's for when he's just a LITTLE bit bad." The fellow absolutely LOST it ... and gave me the skillet for FREE!Yup! That way no one
(reading something)
Decides to grab a cast iron skillet.
Be sure to ask Ralphie about his DUX!
Ooooh - I haven't heard that one, yet!
