Duckling Diaries: the Life and Times of a Welshie Trio

[duluthralphie]

Go read through every single one of the entries. 90% entered were dux.

(hopefully looking at all the burd will kill you before you have time to complain more...)

Just because 90% were Dux,,,does not mean the judges needed to pick 90% dux...They should have thought outside the box...

Or maybe choose a picture of say a dux being scooped out of the water by an Eagle or Osprey...

Or a dux hanging limp in a dogs mouth... Something showing a dux in a way people could enjoy it...

Some examples:

and of course everyone's favorite.....

I like to title that one " a dux that knows his place in the world"....


A calendar like that would be a best seller.......as a marketing genius I know this...

 

[BantyChooks]

Just because 90% were Dux,,,does not mean the judges needed to pick 90% dux...They should have thought outside the box...

Or maybe choose a picture of say a dux being scooped out of the water by an Eagle or Osprey...

Or a dux hanging limp in a dogs mouth... Something showing a dux in a way people could enjoy it...

Some examples:

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and of course everyone's favorite.....

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I like to title that one " a dux that knows his place in the world"....


A calendar like that would be a best seller.......as a marketing genius I know this...




































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You're a cruel old man.

Hug a dux, it might make you nicer.

 

[Wickedchicken6]

You're a cruel old man.

Hug a dux, it might make you nicer.

I think so too!!! I KNOW how Ralphie loves hugging his poultry!

And Ralphie, if you need to look at something spectacular...I just KNOW you'll LOVE looking at the month of August!!! Go check out that month...share the love.

 

[BantyChooks]

I think so too!!! I KNOW how Ralphie loves hugging his poultry! View attachment 1186645

And if you need to look at something spectacular...I just KNOW you'll LOVE looking at the month of August!!! Go check out that month...share the love.

Spectacular? They're disgusting little homewreckers.

 

[Wickedchicken6]

Spectacular? They're disgusting little homewreckers.

HEY! You're supposed to be on my side!
You don't understand the nuances of the guinea fowl. Hug a guinea!
All they want is love!!!!

 

[BantyChooks]

HEY! You're supposed to be on my side!
You don't understand the nuances of the guinea fowl. Hug a guinea! View attachment 1186650
All they want is love!!!!View attachment 1186655

And murder.

 

[duluthralphie]

Guineas have some redeeming qualities though..

 

[Wickedchicken6]

And murder.

They'll definitely push the boundaries and some ARE worse than others...but they'll only harass the birds that give in and run. No different than people. Be strong and confident...and everything'll be fine. Key is to give the confidence to the chickens by always allowing them to learn a pen first. Guineas are incredibly smart!

 

[Wickedchicken6]

Guineas have some redeeming qualities though..

Who are you and what have you done with Ralphie????

 

[duluthralphie]

They'll definitely push the boundaries and some ARE worse than others...but they'll only harass the birds that give in and run. No different than people. Be strong and confident...and everything'll be fine. Key is to give the confidence to the chickens by always allowing them to learn a pen first. Guineas are incredibly smart!

On Banty's side...so was Jack the ripper...he never got caught either..