Duckling Diaries: the Life and Times of a Welshie Trio

[BantyChooks]

I just got a calendar in the mail. One I did not order. I can only use it 3 months next year....I am highly allergic to the other 9 months!

Enjoy it.

 

[BantyChooks]

LOL You're fast. I accidentally hit enter before I was done, trying to hit caps lock,,,,DUH..

Just call me Quick Draw McGraw.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

LIFE IS HORRIBLE!

I just got a calendar in the mail. One I did not order. I can only use it 3 months next year....I am highly allergic to the other 9 months!

You almost got 2 calendars you didn't order. . . . I came real close to sending you one myself. But I picked someone else who I knew would love it

 

[duluthralphie]

OH NO!!! I can't have dux pictures here, they give me nightmares!



I found a use for it!

I will hang it inside the fridge, I will be to scared open it, so it will be a diet plan.

 

[BantyChooks]

OH NO!!! I can't have dux pictures here, they give me nightmares!



I found a use for it!

I will hang it inside the fridge, I will be to scared open it, so it will be a diet plan.

Need another to put inside the freezer? Or two more, one for Judy?

 

[duluthralphie]

Need another to put inside the freezer? Or two more, one for Judy?

The leadership of our household has come together and met with himself...We have decided Judy AKA the WWD will have no rights in regards to webbed feet critters and their pictures..

I have beef, pork, chicken, turkey, fish, venison, raccoon and a few possums in the freezer. All good sources of nourishment and protein. I would hate to risk them gong bad by putting anything webbed related in the freezer, including pictures...

I am looking forward to a chicken calendar or two though. I wish the "other poultry" calendar had spent more effort and not been an indoctrination program to easily persuaded non-thinking dux lovers.......

Can you imagine a calendar with a turkey tom in January, a group of turkey hens in February. Maybe a clutch of guinea being rounded up in a raid in March and sent to prison....April when spring hits we could have a Quail in a field. So much could have been done with the "other poultry" calendar, instead we got 90% pictures of smelly poopy poorly behaved dux!!

I did not see one picture of a Emu or ostrich in the other calendar... am saddened by this. I might have to take up drinking to sooth my soul and get through this next year.....The pain is burning in my gut as I propose these reasonable solutions to a bad calendar choice......

 

[BantyChooks]

I did not see one picture of a Emu or ostrich in the other calendar... am saddened by this. I might have to take up drinking to sooth my soul and get through this next year.....The pain is burning in my gut as I propose these reasonable solutions to a bad calendar choice......

That's because there were no entries of those species. Get an emu, take some half decent images of it, and then we'll talk.

Until then... dux win!!

 

[BantyChooks]

The leadership of our household has come together and met with himself...We have decided Judy AKA the WWD will have no rights in regards to webbed feet critters and their pictures..

Hogwash. I am sending another calendar addressed to Judy.

 

[duluthralphie]

That's because there were no entries of those species. Get an emu, take some half decent images of it, and then we'll talk.

Until then... dux win!!

The problem is with the judges. They seem to be dux lovers and not real people!

 

[BantyChooks]

The problem is with the judges. They seem to be dux lovers and not real people!

Go read through every single one of the entries. 90% entered were dux.

(hopefully looking at all the burd will kill you before you have time to complain more...)