Duckling Thread!

[FluffTheDuck]

Haha! How did you do that?!

I think he’s a special little boy, so instead of the punishment being held, it’s being let go so... I guess whenever he pooped on me I would let him go. I remember the first time I did that. He turned to face me, and gave me this face:

And that was the last time he pooped on me!

 

[Claires Poultry]

You can train them by the groups... or the other option,
Diapers.
As someone once said,
“We start in diapers, and we end in diapers”. Does “we” count as also ducks?

I'm afraid that would be to much work to change duck diapers 24\7 because I have 70 ducks with more on the way!

 

[FluffTheDuck]

I'm afraid that would be to much work to change duck diapers 24\7 because you have 70 ducks with more on the way!

Well... you possibly could quit your job and do nothing but change duck diapers 24/7 for the rest of your life...
That’s a possibility, right?

 

[Claires Poultry]

I think he’s a special little boy, so instead of the punishment being held, it’s being let go so... I guess whenever he pooped on me I would let him go. I remember the first time I did that. He turned to face me, and gave me this face:

And that was the last time he pooped on me!

That's how it works around here. If you poop on me, then it must be time to put you down!

 

[FluffTheDuck]

That's how it works around here. If you poop on me, then it must be time to put you down!

Yep! He was MAD!
In fact he was so MAD that he tried to get back up on my lap!!

 

[Claires Poultry]

Well... you possibly could quit your job and do nothing but change duck diapers 24/7 for the rest of your life...
That’s a possibility, right?

The other possibility is that you could quit your job and come help me!

 

[FluffTheDuck]

The other possibility is that you could quit your job and come help me!

Oh... hmmm....
I’ll have to check in with my ducks about that... give me a minute to talk with them...



They said “QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK YOU HATE US QUACK”
Which I’m guessing is either a no or yes. But believe me there our no ‘maybe’s in that question therefore “maybe” cannot be an answer... so I will flip a coin. Heads for yes and tails for no.

It was tails
Therefore that is no longer a possibility

 

[Miss Lydia]

70 plus diapered ducks

 

[FluffTheDuck]

70 plus diapered ducks

And she will be changing all of the diapers!! Sounds like a wonderful job right? Sadly the possibility of me helping her withered away...

 

[Claires Poultry]

Oh... hmmm....
I’ll have to check in with my ducks about that... give me a minute to talk with them...



They said “QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK YOU HATE US QUACK”
Which I’m guessing is either a no or yes. But believe me there our no ‘maybe’s in that question therefore “maybe” cannot be an answer... so I will flip a coin. Heads for yes and tails for no.

It was tails
Therefore that is no longer a possibility

Well I guess if you won't help me then I won't do it!