Dumbest Things People Have Said😂😱

[LadiesAndJane]

A person walked into my booth at a farmers market, read a few signs and said "i buy my chicken from the grocery store, that way no animals get hurt"

When we were kids we had chickens (brown egg layers) and my younger sister refused to eat the eggs. She would only eat the white eggs from the store because “that was different”. We all tried to explain to her that the eggs from the store came from chicken butts, too. There was no convincing her.

 

[EmmaRainboe]

Emma, if for some reason I need to get rid of Mel, she’s coming to you.
That way you can own an Orpington and see for yourself that THEY’RE JUST NORMAL CHICKENS.

Oh, I know they're just chickens. But why would I own a buff orpington when I can own the sweetest breed in the world; a bantam cochin.

 

[sweaterthebroodyrooster]

*offense*
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Oooh, are we gonna spam King's thread with BO pictures now?

Oh boy.

King, I thought we had straightened all these peeps out. Guess we've got some more work to do.

*Cracks knuckles.*

Ehem.

Well, I could rant right here. But I have a thread all about it.

https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/buff-orpington-rant-thread.1451988/

I've read that thread. I'm still not "straightened out"

 

[JacinLarkwell]

Oh, I know they're just chickens. But why would I own a buff orpington when I can own the sweetest breed in the world; a bantam cochin.

Or anything else

 

[TheOddOneOut]

Oh, I know they're just chickens. But why would I own a buff orpington when I can own the sweetest breed in the world; a bantam cochin.

You have 1 bantam Cochin. Come on.
Mel is fine and normal and cute. She lays more eggs than a bantam Cochin ever will. She’s also a lovely color.

 

[danielle2003]

"Buff Orpingtons are my favorite"

I would have to agree here. Buff orpingtons are my favorite breed too (I know I have Australorps as my profile photo, but since I got some BO pullets recently, I would have to say they are the best!)!!

 

[danielle2003]

(when one of my hens were eating some roaches) someone said ( I will refrain from the name), "Will the roaches come out in the eggs?"

 

[Everose]

Oooh, are we gonna spam King's thread with BO pictures now?

Poor King is gonna come back and be like 'WHAT THE [British word]!' . We messed this thread up rlly good

 

[Everose]

It's rlly too bad I don't have a picture of my old BO roo. He squished himself before I could take his picture.

 

[EmmaRainboe]

She lays more eggs than a bantam Cochin ever will.

Oh, I'm aware. Just another thing she's got going against her.