Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat - Part 2 : Chicken Boogaloo.

[bigmrg74]

What was this thread about again?

Its supposed to be about the things that the non-chicken knowing people say to us chicken people.

 

[pennyJo1960]

Quote: or maybe about what we say about non chicken people

 

[Ravynscroft]

My gracious! You certainly didn't need our suggestions. You had it covered. Hope the arrogant #*%+$ learned a lesson. You *will* be sitting in your lawn chairs with a drink with a little umbrella in it watching them move, won't you? Just a little salt for their wounds.

We'll be having a very enjoyable BBQ with the rest of our neighbors, no worries...

Not pretty, but it does the job, lol...

And no, we haven't weed whacked that side in a while... irritates the chit outta her, lol...


Update- they were served with their letter... all has been very, very quiet on that side ever since... just found out when she realized it was her cousin evicting her that she called his MOM to b!*$# and complain...

 

[Penny Hen]

I sell chicken eggs to people and one time threw in a bonus dozen of 6 turkey and 6 quail eggs and they were positively repulsed. Oh well, more for me. I don't even eat chicken eggs when I have quail and turkey eggs. Sell the chicken eggs and feed 'em to the dogs.

Used quail eggs to make homemade flour tortillas. They were fabulous.

 

[pennyJo1960]

Quote: OH my heaven how immature of them that mommie could save them

 

[Ravynscroft]

OH my heaven how immature of them that mommie could save them

She redefined the definition of immature, that's for sure... in the several years I have lived here any time she had an issue she would always yell from their front deck... not ONCE has she ever walked over to talk civilly, just yell and scream from there... but tells us not to yell at her when we raise our voices to be heard...

 

[Penny Hen]

Yes. They would have to become a member of the pack.

The milk of dogs and wolves is very close nutritionally to human milk. Before there were infant formulas if a mother had no milk for her baby she would try and find another woman as a milk nurse but in the case you were poor and/or no one was currently available then then dogs were employed to fill the need. It was not that unheard of before WWII especially in the Appalachian Mountains. Just recently an abandoned baby was found with a homeless dog and her pups. The dog had found the newborn baby in the woods and took it back to her pups in an abandoned shed and kept it warm and fed for a couple of days before they were discovered.

 

[Athaid]

The milk of dogs and wolves is very close nutritionally to human milk. Before there were infant formulas if a mother had no milk for her baby she would try and find another woman as a milk nurse but in the case you were poor and/or no one was currently available then then dogs were employed to fill the need. It was not that unheard of before WWII especially in the Appalachian Mountains. Just recently an abandoned baby was found with a homeless dog and her pups. The dog had found the newborn baby in the woods and took it back to her pups in an abandoned shed and kept it warm and fed for a couple of days before they were discovered.

That's perhaps okay for a few days/weeks, but they could never be fully raised by wolves.

 

[Bantambird]

Some legends have a kernal of truth. If the dog or wolf is in the motherly state of mind, why wouldn't she? It is the same instinct that causes people to take care of other animals. Dog diets aren't very much different than human ones; they aren't obligate carnivores like cats'. We just cook our findings.

 

[Athaid]

Yes but as I said before, a human child should be weaned off milk and onto soft, nutritious, and easy to digest foods like banana, mango or other similar fruits. Not raw meat. And though dogs are omnivorous (Some breeds can eat an entirely plant based diet), wolves would most likely be eating meat as the main part of their diet, if not their entire diet. A baby can't live on that. Humans aren't carnivorous, we're just not physiologically suited to such a diet.(Nor psychologically, a child does not try to kill and eat a bird or mouse if it sees one.)
A wolf may try, but ultimately it would end in failure. It's an interesting topic though, I enjoy talking about these things. But perhaps this isn't the best place to discuss it. There must be a more suitable thread..?