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My father-in-law says that I'm too cheap to buy 'real' meat.
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My father-in-law says that I'm too cheap to buy 'real' meat.
My mother accused me of being blood-thirsty because I kill animals for food. Because my kids are fully aware of where food comes from, and how it gets on the table. Because I choose not to buy factory farmed meat. Because I would rather eat an animal that lived a healthy and humane life, on my property or a few miles down the road rather than something that lived in terrible conditions and came for who knows where.
I'm betting she eats meat from the most cruel animal food production system there has ever been in history...the current commercial agriculture system in the US.
I get the same thing from my sister, who calls me a "murderer" for the same reason....but she has more animals die from predators, trauma, neglect and illness than anyone I've ever known in all my life....most of the animals there suffer horrible, horrible deaths and some suffer for months prior to dying. We call her farm the "Death Farm", akin to hell for animals...but she would nevah, nevah kill an innocent animal on purpose.
Clearly, these people have minds that are somehow not screwed in properly, wherein cruelty isn't cruelty if they don't see it or acknowledge the animal they eat has lived and died a horrible life and death, but people who take responsibility for their food are the criminals. In the psychological world that's called "projecting".
Yep. She just loves factory farmed meat.
My father-in-law says that I'm too cheap to buy 'real' meat.
My brother calls them my "$1 chickens"...says you get what you pay for.... but his kids prefer my chicken over the stuff they get at home any day of the week and twice on Sunday. They are always begging to let them take home some of my canned chicken.
It's called flavor, Bub, something that has been absent from store chicken for years upon years.
Hilarious...show him your feed bills!
This doesn't fall into "dumbest thing people said about chicken" category but sort of cute.
My wife and I with 2 toddlers were on a vacation in a tropical island. The first morning we were having coffee @530 am cause of jet lag when our 3 year old girl darted out of bedroom and yelled out "Dad, shoot that cockadoodle doo bird, it keep on making noises and it woke me up"We were stunned and burst out laughing together with the resort staffs that was serving us. What makes it funny was I don't own a gun and my wife is a pacifist, we had no idea where our little girl got her idea to shoot a rooster.