What ever happened to Natural Selection? Shouldn't people this stupid get bred out of the gene pool?
I'm not even gonna touch that one!
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What ever happened to Natural Selection? Shouldn't people this stupid get bred out of the gene pool?
Speaking of nervy neighbors, a while back, I was dividing my overgrown iriis bed. Those I didn't replant, I gave away. The overflow filled more than one wagon heaped high. My neighbor came over and I asked if she wanted some of the surplus.
NN: what color are they?
ME: all colors.
NN: you don't know which is which?
ME: Heavens, no.
NN: I think I'll wait till the ones you replanted bloom next year, and take the ones I like.
ME: (nicely, but clearly) ummmmm. Noooo. Those are the ones *I'm* keeping for myself. The ones in the wagon are the ones I'm giving away.
NN: (looking shocked I'd speak to her that way) oh. Well, then, never mind.
When I told her 50 year old daughter when she was visiting the following year, she said "MOTHER!"
NN: tee-here
Speaking of nervy neighbors, a while back, I was dividing my overgrown iriis bed. Those I didn't replant, I gave away. The overflow filled more than one wagon heaped high. My neighbor came over and I asked if she wanted some of the surplus.
NN: what color are they?
ME: all colors.
NN: you don't know which is which?
ME: Heavens, no.
NN: I think I'll wait till the ones you replanted bloom next year, and take the ones I like.
ME: (nicely, but clearly) ummmmm. Noooo. Those are the ones *I'm* keeping for myself. The ones in the wagon are the ones I'm giving away.
NN: (looking shocked I'd speak to her that way) oh. Well, then, never mind.
When I told her 50 year old daughter when she was visiting the following year, she said "MOTHER!"
NN: tee-here
A young man was puzzled when he heard that a new mother was planning to use a breast pump. He was not the brightest crayon in the box. As a matter of fact, I don't think he even had a box. However he was a basketball player. So, the follow up question regarding the breast pump.... Are you ready????? A breast pump? Does that fill it up with air so the milk can come out?