OK, so let's forget the sheltered city dwellers that we can kinda give a pass to
How about some silliness from fellow farm folk? While discussing my coop design and construction around dinner the other night with a person who has herself had chickens off and on for the better part of 20 years, I mentioned that I was going to try hen curtains on my nesting boxes. When I explained the reasoning behind it she said "that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, but I guess it will look cute. Will you be putting up matching curtains on the coop windows too? (sarcastically)" After which I was taunted for a while about whether my hens wanted curtains themed in their favorite football team's colors and logo.