Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[Simmonsfunnyfrm]

This one's not just really dumb, but it made me laugh and it made me think a little about the egg laying process.
Me: We got our first egg today! I watched one of the girls lay it! Look, it's still warm!
Hubby: Is it still wet?
Me: No, they don't usually come out wet...
Hubby: Ouch...

 

[AltF4er]

Quote:

lolol

 

[oldrooster]

saw this on the net and had to share it here. http://notalwaysrelated.com/ghosts-can-make-you-chicken/22851

 

[7 Biddies]

saw this on the net and had to share it here. http://notalwaysrelated.com/ghosts-can-make-you-chicken/22851

Are we, by any chance, long lost siblings? Because I swear that's something my Irish mother would've said.

ME: "Mom, you drove us nuts getting you a new car after your totaled the last one. You even said you heard Hondas were nice cars, so we found a good used one. It's been 2 months and you still haven't driven it. WHY??"

MOM: "Well, I've never driven Japanese before."

 

[7 Biddies]

Did I kill the thread?

bump

 

[cheeka]

lol, i doubt it... it's the last holiday weekend before school starts... all the knuckleheads are off at the beach, getting sunburned and saying dumb things to the waterfront property owners...

 

[oldrooster]

lol, i doubt it... it's the last holiday weekend before school starts... all the knuckleheads are off at the beach, getting sunburned and saying dumb things to the waterfront property owners...

School's been in session here for 2 weeks now, even Our big 10 university.

 

[cheeka]

wow... school in NY doesn't start til after labor day... but i know in many states, it starts in August... it's too hot to keep school going into June in the southwest in particular, i know they've started in NM already

 

[farmerChef]

wow... school in NY doesn't start til after labor day... but i know in many states, it starts in August... it's too hot to keep school going into June in the southwest in particular, i know they've started in NM already

My little sister's been back for a month now, the second football game of the season is tonite.

 

[coffeenutdesign]

saw this on the net and had to share it here. http://notalwaysrelated.com/ghosts-can-make-you-chicken/22851

This made me laugh out loud for real.