Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[TallChickMagnet]

About the deer crossing, did you see this one?
http://whotv.com/2012/10/18/deer-crossing-woman-upset-over-signs/

Facebook here I come...LOL!!

 

[Lmjc]

Doe**

 

[PrairieChickens]

I have had to explain that one several times myself. Them: "Is it a chicken or is it a rooster?" Me: "Roosters are chickens." Them: "What?" Me: "Hens are girl chickens, roosters are boy chickens, and all chickens are chickens." Them: *mindblown*

 

[kaylee gee]

not about chickens, but just got this "message" on Facebook: Don't crack up until you get to the end YA GOTTA LAUGH TO KEEP FROM CRYING!!!!!!!!!!!
These two an embarrassment to the USA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe asks for 6 months of retraining for 'Cattle Guards! '
You will love this one, I haven't stop laughing yet.
For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area.
For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails. A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the "cattle" guards immediately! Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that...before any "cattle" guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining. 'Times are hard,' said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards and their families be given six months of retraining! ' And these two guys are running our country, OH MY SOUL!

This is a myth... look on snopes. Been around since the 1950's or so.

 

[kaylee gee]

    Now if only I could find out...which breed lays rye eggs?  Preferably with seeds.  Could you ask your friend for me?  Thanks!  

Hahaha!!

 

[Lescas5795]

My brother-in-law asked do we eat our chickens eggs. When I told him we did he said "gross". The man eats eggs, but just from the grocery store where I guess he thinks they make them.

 

[RulerOfTheSkies]

You can't fix stupid, eh?

Not even with duct tape...

 

[oldrooster]

I have had to explain that one several times myself. Them: "Is it a chicken or is it a rooster?" Me: "Roosters are chickens." Them: "What?" Me: "Hens are girl chickens, roosters are boy chickens, and all chickens are chickens." Them: *mindblown*

Watched a rerun of Seinfeld the other night George and his parents where eating Cornish game hens at his future in-laws house and George's father knew a rooster and hen got it on but was asking who got it on with the chicken. That was filmed years ago and people are still stupid.

 

[sezjasper]

My brother-in-law asked do we eat our chickens eggs. When I told him we did he said "gross". The man eats eggs, but just from the grocery store where I guess he thinks they make them.

 

[lust4life]

On the up side: My neighbor across the road who can see part of our property from his driveway, asked "How did you train your chickens to stay on your property?"

(It's true, they seem to stay exactly our our property line, never venturing through 100 feet of woods or so to our neighbors' expansive, green lawns, or into the road.)

Although I have NO IDEA how they do this, I answered: "It's because they're so SMART!" And, I guess they are. So much for the "stupid chicken" myth.