Even more dumb laws

[ChicknJ]

 

[debilorrah]

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Along those lines, I believe the person that caused that law had far more respect for himself than the people that put it up. Egos are fantastically large at times.

 

[fasbendera]

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[Teach97]

It is illegal to hunt whales in OK

 

[Cindiloohoo]

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Well darn...there goes THAT idea

Stupid rules!!

 

[kimbalaya]

In Oregon, A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary. Shoot, every time my kid forgets to shut the car door, she turns me into a law breaker!

 

[cristina33]

Hahaha Here are some of MA dumb laws
Affiliation with the Communist party is illegal.


No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.


Bullets may not be used as currency.


Alcoholic drink specials are illegal.


Massachusetts liquor stores can only open on Sundays if they are in Berkshire, Essex, Franklin, Middlesex or Worcester counties and are within 10 miles of the Vermont or New Hampshire borders.


It's illegal to drive Texan, Mexican, Cherokee, or Indian cattle on a public road. (MGL Chapter 129 Section 35)


Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder.


Hunting on Sundays is prohibited.


It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.


At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.


Public boxing matches are outlawed.


It is unlawful to injure a football goal post, doing so is punishable by a $200 fine.


It's illegal to keep a mule on the second floor of a building not in a city unless there are 2 exits. (MGL Chapter 272 section 86)


It's illegal to sell fewer than 24 ducklings at a time before May 1, or to sell rabbits, chicks, or ducklings that have been painted a different color. (MGL Chapter 272 Section 80D)


It's illegal to allow someone to use stilts while working on the construction of a building. (MGL Chapter 149 Section 129B)


Defacing a milk carton is punishable by a $10 fine.


It is illegal to frighten a pigeon.


An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.


All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday. (Repealed)


Tattooing and body piercing is illegal. (Repealed October 2000)


Quakers and witches are banned.


Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.


It is illegal to reproach Jesus Christ or the holy ghost. (MGL Chapter 272 section 36)

 

[Iowa Roo Mom]

In Marshalltown, IA- Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.

In Ottumwa, IA- A man may not work with a woman he does not know.

 

[michickenwrangler]

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What about if you hit one with your car?

 

[mamagardener]

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Along with his 80 foot ego!