Sorry to laugh but I'm just like Jenns mom and it drives my family crazy. Luna your hubby's lucky I'm not married to him, it would've been done lanced by now. My DH had a lump on his arm and like most men hates going to a doc. We went in and the doc shot some saline solution around the lump, sliced it open and pulled out this what he called a fatty cyst. Looked to me like a smaller version of alien