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I like this one!
Unfortunately, when I received my last order of eggs... I was in the shower, so my OH (other half) had to drive me to the post office to pick them up.
"What's that you've ordered?" *suspicious tone of voice*
"Nothing." *innocent look*
Later that day I told him I'd ordered 6 araucana eggs... in fact I had 24 incubating (12 araucanas and 12 silkies).
A week later, I accidentally let slip about 7 silkie eggs deveopping.
"I thought you said they were araucanas?"
"Errrrrrrrrr...." *runs and hides under the duvet*
By the time he caught up with me I had my argument all ready.
"Have I ever complained about the number of chilli plants you've got? (he likes to grow chillis) You even asked me to water them for you. When have I ever asked you to do ANYTHING with the chickens? Eh? I don't complain about the number of chillis you're producing, so don't complain about my chicks!" *blow raspberry here*
It actually worked! He was laughing so hard, he couldn't think of a retort. 1-0 to Dani