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Omg XDDDDD Im just weirdly laughing at my laptop... good thing nobody's here XD
Falling Off of Bikes
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oh wow XD
I'm bored and I feel like doing this
So today I will be telling you a story....
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away
Was a family going to go bike riding
HeyHey was the biggest sister and she had just gotten a new bike and was really excited to ride her brand new bike for the first time. Her bike could go really fast.
HeyHey was the leader until sudenlly her father and brother zoom past her making her want to go faster than them...
So she started pedaling really really really really fast to catch up and all of a sudden, her show (somehow, I HAVE NO IDEA HOW) got stuck somewhere in the bike (I STILL HAVE NO IDEA HOW) so her bike flipped and HeyHey fell with the bike on top of her.
Then
LIFE SUPPORT ARRIVED
"Life support to the rescue!"
Okay Im just gonna say the real story ;P
I was going way too fast so my shoe (I AHVE NOOOOOO IDEAAAA HOW) it got stuck in my bike somewhere so the bike flipped or something IDK it fell on me when I fell, I sprained my ankle, I my hands kind of landed in a fist?? Idk why I did that so yeah my fist looks like I beat someone up...
My shoulder looks like I got burnt really badly O_O My knee got scraped a little...
so yeah
and the worst part is
My brand new bike is now broken.
Then...
"LIFE SUPPORT ON YOUR WAY, PLEASE REMAIN CALM"
Jk some people saw me fall and they had a first aid kit just in case so they put some water I have no idea what it was but it was so that it doesn't get infected.
THE END
So I'm sure there have been people who have had WAAAAAYYYY worse falls than me, what was your worst bike fall? :3
Ouch!! That sounds like a pain in the neck- literally! :O
Sorry about your bike!!
I've had the Guinea fowl chasing my bike in the past. The males would part their wings as, often known, is their way of fighting and they'd follow me on this chasing spree. The dummy just forgets what would happen if he got that hammerhead stuck in the gears.
My worst bicycle incident. Hm... I've had a lot... I may need training wheels again...
Not long ago, (maybe a few weeks ago. Ehem) there was construction work across the way on the weekend. (THE WEEKEND? Ain't my fault I went on a ride.)
The road is very, very quiet, so I figure, what can go wrong? I take my bicycle up the street. An engine roars to life before me, right over the hill I was just going up, and now-dubbed "Big Red Beast" the dumptruck comes flying down.
I quickly turn the bike around, racing down the hill as it's following behind me. Smokey And The Bandits gone Kaitlyn style... with a bike.
My first idea was to just turn into my driveway. But he's fast! I stop short, I'm a goner.
I cut over onto the grass, almost, almost, making the gully. Instead, a lump of mowed grass catches my tire and I'm tossed over the handlebars. Owww it hurt. I look behind me, and the dumptruck went in the driveway before mine. Bad fail. Bad fail.
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OOH that must've hurt!!!Ouch!! That sounds like a pain in the neck- literally! :O
Sorry about your bike!!
I've had the Guinea fowl chasing my bike in the past. The males would part their wings as, often known, is their way of fighting and they'd follow me on this chasing spree. The dummy just forgets what would happen if he got that hammerhead stuck in the gears.
My worst bicycle incident. Hm... I've had a lot... I may need training wheels again...
Not long ago, (maybe a few weeks ago. Ehem) there was construction work across the way on the weekend. (THE WEEKEND? Ain't my fault I went on a ride.)
The road is very, very quiet, so I figure, what can go wrong? I take my bicycle up the street. An engine roars to life before me, right over the hill I was just going up, and now-dubbed "Big Red Beast" the dumptruck comes flying down.
I quickly turn the bike around, racing down the hill as it's following behind me. Smokey And The Bandits gone Kaitlyn style... with a bike.
My first idea was to just turn into my driveway. But he's fast! I stop short, I'm a goner.
I cut over onto the grass, almost, almost, making the gully. Instead, a lump of mowed grass catches my tire and I'm tossed over the handlebars. Owww it hurt. I look behind me, and the dumptruck went in the driveway before mine. Bad fail. Bad fail.
Ouch!! That sounds like a pain in the neck- literally! :O
Sorry about your bike!!
I've had the Guinea fowl chasing my bike in the past. The males would part their wings as, often known, is their way of fighting and they'd follow me on this chasing spree. The dummy just forgets what would happen if he got that hammerhead stuck in the gears.
My worst bicycle incident. Hm... I've had a lot... I may need training wheels again...
Not long ago, (maybe a few weeks ago. Ehem) there was construction work across the way on the weekend. (THE WEEKEND? Ain't my fault I went on a ride.)
The road is very, very quiet, so I figure, what can go wrong? I take my bicycle up the street. An engine roars to life before me, right over the hill I was just going up, and now-dubbed "Big Red Beast" the dumptruck comes flying down.
I quickly turn the bike around, racing down the hill as it's following behind me. Smokey And The Bandits gone Kaitlyn style... with a bike.
My first idea was to just turn into my driveway. But he's fast! I stop short, I'm a goner.
I cut over onto the grass, almost, almost, making the gully. Instead, a lump of mowed grass catches my tire and I'm tossed over the handlebars. Owww it hurt. I look behind me, and the dumptruck went in the driveway before mine. Bad fail. Bad fail.
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Yeah it kinda is XDDD
When i was a teenager i had a 10 speed bike. I was riding with my borfriend and he stopped in front of me. I wasn't holding the hand brakes, and i ran into him and fell over on top of the axle of my bike. Put a huge gash in my leg, was taken to hospital in an ambulance. My parents showed up and started yelling at me for leaving my brothers little league game! I never cried until then. I got 46 stitches in my leg! It was a deep cut. Still have a scar. That was back in the early 70s.
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Ouch!! That sounds like a pain in the neck- literally! :O
Sorry about your bike!!
I've had the Guinea fowl chasing my bike in the past. The males would part their wings as, often known, is their way of fighting and they'd follow me on this chasing spree. The dummy just forgets what would happen if he got that hammerhead stuck in the gears.
My worst bicycle incident. Hm... I've had a lot... I may need training wheels again...
Not long ago, (maybe a few weeks ago. Ehem) there was construction work across the way on the weekend. (THE WEEKEND? Ain't my fault I went on a ride.)
The road is very, very quiet, so I figure, what can go wrong? I take my bicycle up the street. An engine roars to life before me, right over the hill I was just going up, and now-dubbed "Big Red Beast" the dumptruck comes flying down.
I quickly turn the bike around, racing down the hill as it's following behind me. Smokey And The Bandits gone Kaitlyn style... with a bike.
My first idea was to just turn into my driveway. But he's fast! I stop short, I'm a goner.
I cut over onto the grass, almost, almost, making the gully. Instead, a lump of mowed grass catches my tire and I'm tossed over the handlebars. Owww it hurt. I look behind me, and the dumptruck went in the driveway before mine. Bad fail. Bad fail.
Oh wait.... sorry for your mis adventure!!!No really....
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