Farm chatter

[HappyDuckie]

Thank you Duckie

Gummy bears are a close second.

 

[black_cat]

Know any good lawyers?

My dad used to be a lawyer, but hasn't been in 10+ years. What kind of lawyer do you need?

 

[EmmaRainboe]

I LITERALLY CANT OMG. give me your babies.

Sorry I have dibs.

They’re good girls.

The moment Vanilla's not a good girl she's mine

well it's technically a debit card
idrk the difference tho

A debit card is like money already have but a credit card you are borrowing money you have to pay back. (I think)

DO NOT GO CRAZY WITH IT.

Yes, only buy like 10 chicks. That's it.

you're wrong of course
*adds leghorns*

Still would be missing Ameraucanas

ugh
I hate sissonnes
they can go die in a hole
ugh

Heh?

i dont rank candy...

Same. I just eat it.

(kidding, I don't get it very often)

candy is hard to rank because it's very mood dependent

sour patch kids
reeses original normal-sized pb cups
York peppermint patties
sea salt & almond dark chocolate "bark"
peanut m&ms

I refuse to pick just one

Add candy corn to that list and you have the perfect list.

 

[human1]

@black_cat ivee been wanting to ask you for a while but never got to it...
why are your hermit crabs 'weird'?

 

[MysteryChicken]

My dad used to be a lawyer, but hasn't been in 10+ years. What kind of lawyer do you need?

For Social Security Disability Benefits.

 

[CHlCKEN]

My ads today have been eerily fitting.

 

[black_cat]

The Social Security people are stupid. They determined me fit to work, even though they know I've been disabled from a young age. I can't work due to my Brain Condition I was diagnosed with when I was a very young kid.

People are going to have to start getting things straight, or I might not be able to keep my birds fed.

Oh no! Do you have a backup plan for a job if you can't get them to see what's going on?

 

[CHlCKEN]

Know any good lawyers?

I’m not sure I understand. What’s going on?

 

[black_cat]

@black_cat ivee been wanting to ask you for a while but never got to it...
why are your hermit crabs 'weird'?

They just are
They dig holes
and then just leave the holes there
don't bury themselves or anything

 

[human1]

I’m not sure I understand. What’s going on?

here

The Social Security people are stupid. They determined me fit to work, even though they know I've been disabled from a young age. I can't work due to my Brain Condition I was diagnosed with when I was a very young kid.

People are going to have to start getting things straight, or I might not be able to keep my birds fed.