Farm chatter

[OmnipotentOrpington]

You forgot a period.

Actually, it's invisible. Geez, the AUDACITY of some people

 

[Thunder344]

How'd you change it? I want to change mine.

 

[The Happster]

Why is your finger bloody

You can guarantee that blood was caused by one of these...

•bitten by a snek
•attacked by an alligator
•accidentally smashed a knife into her fingers whilst carving sticks
•fell into a ditch that was occupied by a few panthers
•fought an armed criminal
• mauled by a tiger
•pecked by an army of Orpingtons
•disobeyed her grandfather.

I feel like the last one wouldn't just cause a scratch though. I think she'd at least be missing a leg.

 

[CHlCKEN]

You can guarantee that blood was caused by one of these...

•bitten by a snek
•attacked by an alligator
•accidentally smashed a knife into her fingers whilst carving sticks
•fell into a ditch that was occupied by a few panthers
•fought an armed criminal
• mauled by a tiger
•pecked by an army of Orpingtons
•disobeyed her grandfather.

I feel like the last one wouldn't just cause a scratch though. I think she'd at least be missing a leg.

You made a typo.

“Cochins” seems more accurate

 

[OmnipotentOrpington]

You can guarantee that blood was caused by one of these...

•bitten by a snek
•attacked by an alligator
•accidentally smashed a knife into her fingers whilst carving sticks
•fell into a ditch that was occupied by a few panthers
•fought an armed criminal
• mauled by a tiger
•pecked by an army of Orpingtons
•disobeyed her grandfather.

I feel like the last one wouldn't just cause a scratch though. I think she'd at least be missing a leg.

You forgot being mauled by a standard poodle.
Those things are the scariest dogs EVER. They caused my fear of dogs running up to me. I'm okay around dogs if they don't care I exist, but any other dog who acts like I smell like bacon is the scariest thing

 

[OmnipotentOrpington]

You made a typo.

“Cochins” seems more accurate

Now HERE is somebody with a little bit of SENSE.
I mean, Orpington instead of Cochin? Easiest mistake ever.

 

[JadeFarms]

You can guarantee that blood was caused by one of these...

•bitten by a snek
•attacked by an alligator
•accidentally smashed a knife into her fingers whilst carving sticks
•fell into a ditch that was occupied by a few panthers
•fought an armed criminal
• mauled by a tiger
•pecked by an army of Orpingtons
•disobeyed her grandfather.

I feel like the last one wouldn't just cause a scratch though. I think she'd at least be missing a leg.

You know me very well.

 

[JadeFarms]

Now HERE is somebody with a little bit of SENSE.
I mean, Orpington instead of Cochin? Easiest mistake ever.

She’s the orp leader, us leaders don’t make mistakes.

 

[JadeFarms]

You forgot being mauled by a standard poodle.
Those things are the scariest dogs EVER. They caused my fear of dogs running up to me. I'm okay around dogs if they don't care I exist, but any other dog who acts like I smell like bacon is the scariest thing

Pomeranian*

 

[CHlCKEN]

You forgot being mauled by a standard poodle.
Those things are the scariest dogs EVER. They caused my fear of dogs running up to me. I'm okay around dogs if they don't care I exist, but any other dog who acts like I smell like bacon is the scariest thing

What? I have a Standard poodle and I’ve never met a dog as sweet as her. She wouldn’t hurt a fly- in fact, she gets upset when I swat them! She also holds an egg in her mouth without breaking it, and loves tennis balls. She is obsessed with children and wants to be (and is!) a lap dog.