Farm chatter

[JadeFarms]

What? I have a Standard poodle and I’ve never meta dog as sweet as her. She wouldn’t hurt a fly- in fact, she gets upset when I swat them! She also holds an egg in her mouth without breaking it, and loves tennis balls. She is obsessed with children and wants to be (and is!) a lap dog.

I don’t like curly hair on dogs.

 

[CHlCKEN]

I don’t like curly hair on dogs.

Die

 

[CHlCKEN]

Die

(Not really)

 

[OmnipotentOrpington]

Pomeranian*

A chihuahua tried to kill me the other day. Same day I met 'Spirit,' the most terrifying poodle on the planet earth.

 

[JadeFarms]

Die

Die.

 

[CHlCKEN]

A chihuahua tried to kill me the other day. Same day I met 'Spirit,' the most terrifying poodle on the planet earth.

 

[OmnipotentOrpington]

I don’t like curly hair on dogs.

Nothing to be ashamed of. I wholeheartedly agree

 

[JadeFarms]

A chihuahua tried to kill me the other day. Same day I met 'Spirit,' the most terrifying poodle on the planet earth.

Chihuahuas are from hell.

 

[CHlCKEN]

Die.

Hmm no thanks

 

[OmnipotentOrpington]

Hey, when a giant standard poodle runs up to you, you forget about the oyster crackers in your pocket and fear overrides everything else.