Farm chatter

[black_cat]

How to get grumpy chonky cat to snuggle:
Step one: locate cat
Step two: Swoop down and kidnap cat
Step three: transport cat to desired location
Step four: pet cat until he stays
Step five: Wait until he decides to get up and change his sleeping position
Step six: predict where he will lay down
Step seven: Stick your hand there
Step eight: enjoy a lorge chonky floff boi sitting on your hand

 

[chickentrains]

How to get grumpy chonky cat to snuggle:
Step one: locate cat
Step two: Swoop down and kidnap cat
Step three: transport cat to desired location
Step four: pet cat until he stays
Step five: Wait until he decides to get up and change his sleeping position
Step six: predict where he will lay down
Step seven: Stick your hand there
Step eight: enjoy a lorge chonky floff boi sitting on your hand

Lmfao, how cute.

I have to deny love to my cat for a few hours, then he'll come back stronger than ever and demand snuggle

 

[EverythingDucks]

"Time to do some sketchy stuff, time to do some sketchy stuff, time to do some sketchy stuff, do dah, do dah"
*as we borrow loquats from the neighbors tree and march down the middle of the street*

 

[EverythingDucks]

The Gremlin calls himself the loquat connoisseur.

 

[human1]

Nope a puppy not a bunny lol

ok lol

The pigs have been being idiots for the past week. They sleep right outside the human house instead of going inside their own houses. They grunt all night and step on each other because they all try to cram themselves behind the air conditioner. There are two babies from the fattest and stupidest of them all (a guinea hog/ kunekune mix) and the stupid mother pig decided to lead them outside to get stepped on by fat pigs as they try to get the behind the air conditioner with their mother. One of them was getting stepped/laid/sat on (we could hear it squealing but couldn't see it in the dark) so we had to hop out the back door when the stupid pig sitting on it wouldn't move when my mother slapped it. The piglet looks like it's going to be ok but these pigs are starting to drive me crazy. We're thinking about fencing them off so that they HAVE to go into their houses but last time we did that they busted through the fence and we don't have any better fence to use right now. As you can see, I'm not fond of pigs! Sorry for the extremely long explanation.

oh no! i'm so sorry
it is very frustrating
i hope it turns out all right

Nightly orange anyone?

nighttime @EmmaRainboe

If anyone's wondering why I've been posting in the evenings these past few days, I've kinda been having another busy and a bit stressful of a week. But good news! My coop is almost complete, and on Friday I grab all my run wood at Lowe's

we'll miss you, but dont worry about it
we get busy sometimes
yay on the coop though!

Also at night has been the only chance I've had to visit BYC. We've had 10,000 things going on

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@EmmaRainboe look at teh emote!

*crashes in like the koolaid man*

hi @HappyDuckie

the koolaid man
i know you werent talking to me but hi

wait are you telling me that the buttons you hoard are quails not the things that hold your pants together?

yes hehe
she had that part in her signature before
'i hoard button quail, not buttons' i think

Wait! There is still hope! When I click on a listing for ANY pet it says 'this page does not exist' which I assumed meant they had been adopted......but not every single one! I think that it's just malfunctioning!

oh okay! good luck!
if he does get adopted by someone else, im sure you can find another great dog

Pictures!!!

First baby of the year: heifer born a week ago
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Second baby of the year: bull born this morning
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Third baby of the year: bull born half an hour ago! And mine!
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awww! theyre adorable

lol hi guys

helo

Well... he’s a he, and with beef cattle the heifers(females who haven’t had a calf) either stay with you or get sold to someone wanting them for having calves. The boys either are kept as bulls, or have their reproductive parts removed and are then grown, and unfortunately..... that’s what you find when you go shopping for beef

i'm sorry
it must be hard

Sorry I've been very dog focused lately

no its okay!

How to get grumpy chonky cat to snuggle:
Step one: locate cat
Step two: Swoop down and kidnap cat
Step three: transport cat to desired location
Step four: pet cat until he stays
Step five: Wait until he decides to get up and change his sleeping position
Step six: predict where he will lay down
Step seven: Stick your hand there
Step eight: enjoy a lorge chonky floff boi sitting on your hand

very amazing i will bookmark this

Lmfao, how cute.

I have to deny love to my cat for a few hours, then he'll come back stronger than ever and demand snuggle

heheheh

 

[EmmaRainboe]

Nightly orange anyone?

I don’t know about a Nightly orange but I have a Nighttime orange every night.

 

[black_cat]

ND was super great on her walk today....she peed and pooped on her walk, and responded really well to the 'come' and 'sit' commands (she kinda forgot the down command but y'know what it's ok)

 

[CHlCKEN]

How to get grumpy chonky cat to snuggle:
Step one: locate cat
Step two: Swoop down and kidnap cat
Step three: transport cat to desired location
Step four: pet cat until he stays
Step five: Wait until he decides to get up and change his sleeping position
Step six: predict where he will lay down
Step seven: Stick your hand there
Step eight: enjoy a lorge chonky floff boi sitting on your hand

Tip:
If your cat has a collar scratch underneath it. That’s the best spot

 

[human1]

ND was super great on her walk today....she peed and pooped on her walk, and responded really well to the 'come' and 'sit' commands (she kinda forgot the down command but y'know what it's ok)

ooh thats great!

 

[black_cat]

Tip:
If your cat has a collar scratch underneath it. That’s the best spot

No collar for him......he goes floppy when we put it on so we've given up