Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

[Tavian1309]

when you create a contract for your parents to sign stating they will let you get chickens no matter what.

 

[Eggnog101]

when you create a contract for your parents to sign stating they will let you get chickens no matter what.

HAHAHAHAHA! I did that too!

 

[Rachel96]

...when you actually know how to say, “I have a lot of chickens” in Scottish Gaelic.

For those who are curious, it’s "Tha 'n mòran cearcean agam." (Ha n more-un kyurruk-un akkum).

 

[Mtn Laurel]

When you go out to eat and order your dinner based on what leftovers the chickens would like best.

 

[chickencrazy429]

~when you change the towel in your chicks brooder at least three times a day because they keep spilling the water.

 

[luvmychicken]

~when you change the towel in your chicks brooder at least three times a day because they keep spilling the water. 

Put a hamster bottle in the box. No more spilled or poopy water. And the chicks can't drown

 

[PancakeShiners]

I remember MPC doing something like this. They picked my comment.

...When you care more about you chickens' health than your own.

...You refer to your chickens as therapy chickens, you need them for your depression (or in my case, Autism)

...When you save table scraps for your chickens.

...When you run at a raccoon to protect your flock.

...When you get excited at the idea of a Poultry Judging Team.

 

[chickencrazy429]

Quote: So, like a hamster water bottle? Will they get the point since they already know how to drink from the waterer?

 

[kemclaughlin]

So, like a hamster water bottle? Will they get the point since they already know how to drink from the waterer?

They will, but if they don't, just tap on it like a hen pecking and they will figure it out really fast.

 

[chickencrazy429]

That is a really good idea! I took the waterer off the bowl it was propped up on. I think it was just unstable on there......

~when you go out in the pouring rain to make sure they're alright.
~when you come downstairs with a chick on your head, one on your shoulder, another perched on your arm, and one in your hands.