Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

[LittlenRedHen782]

Your co-workers call you the crazy chicken lady, and you think oh not yet I don't even have 50 chickens.

 

[raising the roost]

you "like" BYC on your facebook

 

[notinoz2007]

you know you're addicted to chickens when... you should have went to bed 2 hours ago but read this whole thread and are thinking about staying up the rest of the night finishing plans for the new coop. who needs sleep when there are chickens to hatch...

 

[Breac]

the budget for chicken food is bigger than the budget for your own meals!

 

[annaraven]

You sing them lullabies when closing up the coop for the night.

 

[lroth217]

You don't mind at all that you paid a $10 "change your order fee" TWICE because you NEEDED to add to your order of chicks

Your Amazon wish list is all about Chicken Books or Chicken Stuff

You have promised yourself never to greet one of your chickens with "Hi Sweet Baby" in front of your daughter-in-law because this is also how you greet your granddaughter

You quickly close your BYC window when DH comes in the room so he won't catch you looking at "chicken stuff AGAIN"!! (as if it was porn or something! geesh!)

You no longer choose a breed of chicken based on egg production but on "cuddle potential"

The desire of your heart is to buy a large farm so you can have a rescue sanctuary for chickens

You just hear on the news that "a study has shown free range eggs are no healthier than battery-cage eggs" and you yell out loud to the T.V: "LIARS!!! YOUR FATHER THE DEVIL IS A LIAR!!!" did i say that out loud?

You want a t-shirt that says: "CHICKEN ADDICT. THERE IS NO CURE FOR THIS AND THE ONLY SUCCESSFUL THERAPY IS TO ADD TO THE FLOCK"

 

[LegginMF12]

When your at work and you say "My chickens.." and all of your co-workers suddenly have something extremely important to do "right now".... even though you guy s are on lunch break. LOL

 

[theoldchick]

When you dining room and kitchen looks like this:

 

[Help_battery_hens]

When... Everyone refers to me as chicken girl or the crazy chicken lady. When I pull up after work and literally run down the garden to see my girls in stead of going into the house to see my family. When a chicken in need makes my bedroom it's bedroom until it's better. But mostly when a chicken dies and you feel like it took a piece of your heart too...

 

[ChicwannaB]

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