~Fools Gold~ (a daring role play)

[Amer]

Name: Roo
Appearance: a human. Maybe. Female. Wears a sweatshirt at all times. If it's unbearably hot she might unzip it a bit. Short.
Personality: socially awkward, constantly doubting everything she does in most social situations. Very forgetful. Tries to be funny. References memes a lot. Impulsive.
Packing list:
-her alliances include her trusted sidekick, Popcorn the bantam hen (AKA The One Who Fights With Mirrors), Beane, the insane quail, an extremely fat cat named Chonk, and Neet Neet, a weird pigeon who growls. A lot.
Popcorn was unable to come on the mission, due to being wanted by the FBI. She is currently somewhere in Russia with a fake identity. Neet Neet's whereabouts are unknown, though it's possible she's just flying around.
-a single Cheeto. It will be of importance later.
-a cat whistle. Summons an unknown being known only as Cathy, who is known for roasting people and stealing kneecaps.
-a sword
Other: crimes include tax evasion, chicken rustling, accomplice to murder (Popcorn was the murderer), credit card theft, and thievery.
Username: MaleChickensBeRad

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[Rose Quartz]

Name: Roo
Appearance: a human. Maybe. Female. Wears a sweatshirt at all times. If it's unbearably hot she might unzip it a bit. Short.
Personality: socially awkward, constantly doubting everything she does in most social situations. Very forgetful. Tries to be funny. References memes a lot. Impulsive.
Packing list:
-her alliances include her trusted sidekick, Popcorn the bantam hen (AKA The One Who Fights With Mirrors), Beane, the insane quail, an extremely fat cat named Chonk, and Neet Neet, a weird pigeon who growls. A lot.
Popcorn was unable to come on the mission, due to being wanted by the FBI. She is currently somewhere in Russia with a fake identity. Neet Neet's whereabouts are unknown, though it's possible she's just flying around.
-a single Cheeto. It will be of importance later.
-a cat whistle. Summons an unknown being known only as Cathy, who is known for roasting people and stealing kneecaps.
-a sword
Other: crimes include tax evasion, chicken rustling, accomplice to murder (Popcorn was the murderer), credit card theft, and thievery.
Username: MaleChickensBeRad

(is your sweater blue?)

 

[Abriana]

Name: Roo
Appearance: a human. Maybe. Female. Wears a sweatshirt at all times. If it's unbearably hot she might unzip it a bit. Short.
Personality: socially awkward, constantly doubting everything she does in most social situations. Very forgetful. Tries to be funny. References memes a lot. Impulsive.
Packing list:
-her alliances include her trusted sidekick, Popcorn the bantam hen (AKA The One Who Fights With Mirrors), Beane, the insane quail, an extremely fat cat named Chonk, and Neet Neet, a weird pigeon who growls. A lot.
Popcorn was unable to come on the mission, due to being wanted by the FBI. She is currently somewhere in Russia with a fake identity. Neet Neet's whereabouts are unknown, though it's possible she's just flying around.
-a single Cheeto. It will be of importance later.
-a cat whistle. Summons an unknown being known only as Cathy, who is known for roasting people and stealing kneecaps.
-a sword
Other: crimes include tax evasion, chicken rustling, accomplice to murder (Popcorn was the murderer), credit card theft, and thievery.
Username: MaleChickensBeRad

Mucho accepto

 

[RoostersAreAwesome]

(is your sweater blue?)

Perhaps. :3

 

[RiverStorm]

River's lips curled upwards in a smile slowly, pale hands holding the thin letter with gentleness. Guess Bri took my advice?
Her eyes slowly traced over the words once more, before harshly stuffing it into her backpack with little care. She shook her head, sliding on her cap and backpack before turning in a circle for seemingly no reason, staring at the wall for a few meaningless seconds. Er... What was I doing? Oh, right. She trotted over to the counter, grabbing her cup of coffee and clutching it to her chest like a dragon guarding it's most prized possession. She backed up a few steps, giving Hoss a passing by pet as she made her way over to the door, slipping over her tattered Nike shoes.
She squinted up at the clock-- Noticing it was already six'o clock in the evening. Which meant everyone would likely already be on their way to the warehouse. And she was late.
Again.
She nearly shot out of the door, careful to let Malchi, Winston, and Hoss out behind her, smiling at her canidae companions each in turn.
She raised the hot coffee to her lips slowly, happy as the warm liquid slid down her throat and a cool early spring breeze batted her face, but her eyes still darted around her, nervous that someone would try to speak to her.

 

[Abriana]

Bri cackled a bit evilly as she dashed up to the warehouse. It was big, looming, and empty--the perfect place for a bunch of society-hating criminals in a friendly alliance. As she was not actually an evil person, Bri laughed again, a normal laugh, at herself, and then climbed through a window, landing with a crunch on broken glass. She zoomed through the warehouse, her backpack full of "necessities" jostling around as she made her way to the main room. She pulled out her enormous notebook and began scribbling notes furiously. She glanced around and spotted a big rope hanging from the crazy tall ceilings with a loop in the end. She settled herself like she was in a tree swing and kept on writing, calculating dates and times as well as notes for the meeting. When she was done she put her stuff down and started pumping her legs, swinging higher and higher, waiting for everyone to arrive.

 

[RoostersAreAwesome]

Bri cackled a bit evilly as she dashed up to the warehouse. It was big, looming, and empty--the perfect place for a bunch of society-hating criminals in a friendly alliance. As she was not actually an evil person, Bri laughed again, a normal laugh, at herself, and then climbed through a window, landing with a crunch on broken glass. She zoomed through the warehouse, her backpack full of "necessities" jostling around as she made her way to the main room. She pulled out her enormous notebook and began scribbling notes furiously. She glanced around and spotted a big rope hanging from the crazy tall ceilings with a loop in the end. She settled herself like she was in a tree swing and kept on writing, calculating dates and times as well as notes for the meeting. When she was done she put her stuff down and started pumping her legs, swinging higher and higher, waiting for everyone to arrive.

Roo stepped out of the shadows like the mysterious human she probably was. "Hi," she said, "nice day to steal a boat."

 

[Abriana]

Roo stepped out of the shadows like the mysterious human she probably was. "Hi," she said, "nice day to steal a boat."

Bri slowed down enough so that she could leap off without injury, and then came over. "Well first we have to find one. There are three leaving tomorrow (EDIT: changed to tmr because I realized that it is 6 pm XD), so we can have our pick. They're all nice and expensive looking, so we'll be riding to our island in style."

 

[RoostersAreAwesome]

Bri slowed down enough so that she could leap off without injury, and then came over. "Well first we have to find one. There are three leaving tomorrow (EDIT: changed to tmr because I realized that it is 6 pm XD), so we can have our pick. They're all nice and expensive looking, so we'll be riding to our island in style."

Roo hunched her shoulders. "We should definitely get the biggest one." She announced, as if she was spouting sagely wisdom rather than the first thought that had come into her head. "You know, for purposes of-" She paused and messed with her sleeve for a second. What's that word? "Purposes of grandness." She finished lamely. That wasn't even the word she wanted to use.

 

[Abriana]

Roo hunched her shoulders. "We should definitely get the biggest one." She announced, as if she was spouting sagely wisdom rather than the first thought that had come into her head. "You know, for purposes of-" She paused and messed with her sleeve for a second. What's that word? "Purposes of grandness." She finished lamely. That wasn't even the word she wanted to use.

"It will definitely be grander if it is bigger," Bri agreed, rifling through her backpack and pulling out a jar of sauerkraut. She offered some to Roo. "It's delicious, and I have plenty for the entire journey."
Then she glanced around impatiently. As usual, her partners in crime were late. She suspected that more than one of them had stopped to "pick up" (steal) more items for the voyage.