Funniest chicken names

[armdchicken]

Buffy the worm slayer, our buff orpington

 

[CochinBrahmaLover]

Jelly Bean our cochin roo

 

[mamabigbird]

Some of my girls have regular names but end up with funny nicknames ...
Ester ... Ester the pester and occasionally Moaning Milly (she follows me everywhere begging for treats and wails pitifully at the door if I go inside)
Sylvia ... Mouldy Mary (her feathers didn't grow in right after her last moult)
Hallo ... a creamy pinkish EE (my sister calls her peaches)
Weenie ... a red EE with a black beard ( my sister calls her BB for black beard)

 

[ChickenRadio]

i want an austrolorp named grape

 

[ellimaechic]

I raise Banthams! I have Sandi, Honey, Henny, Clucky, Jesabel, Zorro, and Storm. Sunni & Dippi, and 7 roosters. Red, Omlet, Fryer, Mr. T, Toots and 2 silkies Big Ben and Tuft LeFlure! I just got 6 more peeps... 3 RIR, Sesame, Cashew & Rosi, and 3 that will lay speckled eggs

named Spot, Freckles, and Dot. I love it, and it is so much fun to come up with fun names!

 

[jgiorgi]

Lucy, Roadkill, 10-Piece and Queen are my hens. Lucy and Roadkill are gold sex-links. Roadkill was named because she was always trying to kill herself. 10-Piece is fat and Queen tries to rule everythng and everyone.

 

[HayHays97]

Buffy the worm slayer, our buff orpington

As a Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan, I absolutely LOVE that name

 

[HayHays97]

Our chickens at school have several werid names like:
Cardboard
Darth Vader
Sirius Black
Zeebra
Tuxedo
Big Bird (Bearing in mind shes a game bantam)
Kellogs
Muesli

And my chickens are:
Bonny
Pippy
Redge Ranga
Yuki
Cleo

 

[TechnoCat]

I have a BO I call Amulet, but my mom calls her Omelet

 

[gstuartw]

Our names:

Rooster : Clyde
Hen: Large Marge
Bantam Hen: Boo
Silkie: Paris ( named after Paris Hilton, she's pretty dumb)
Leghorn Hen: Madam Loretta C. Vanderbeck Dutchess of Pleasant View ( I make everyone address her by her full name. She earned that title)
Top hat Polish: Elvis

We have a Jersey Giant chick and another Silkie we haven't named yet.