Not funny, but I have a rooster named Joop. His name has so many possible “nicknames” such as Joop Joop, Joopy, Joopus, Joopy Joop, Joopster, Joopy Woopy, Joopy Joopy, Kerfuffle master, the flogger, and the amazing Joop master. The last few all suit his personality. He is a very naughty boy.