Funny Jokes!!!

[Q9]

Two guys walk into a bar. What does the third one do?



He ducks.

An atom walks into a bar and says to another atom, "I've lost all my electrons." The second atoms says, "Are you sure?" First atom goes, "I'm positive."

^Best physics joke ever.

 

[Telamon]

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TOO MUCH PHYSICS...

 

[duckluv]

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TOO MUCH PHYSICS...

aGREED.

 

[Q9]

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TOO MUCH PHYSICS...

Sherlock Holmes and his faithful companion, Watson, go on a camping trip. In the middle of the night, Sherlock wakes up Watson and says, "Look at the sky. Tell me what you see."

Watson looks up, and is dazzled. "I see millions and millions of stars."

"And what does that tell you?" asked Sherlock.

Watson replied, "It tells me that the universe is more vast and amazing than we could ever imagine."

"What else does it tell you?"

Watson thought for a moment, then said, "It tells me that man and his problems are small and insignificant compared to the vastness of space."

"And what else?"

Watson, increasingly frustrated, said, "I don't know! What does it tell you?"

Sherlock replied, "Elementary, my dear Watson. It tells me that someone stole our tent."

 

[EE lover:)]

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Heres new physics joke from Fallout 3!

A neutron walks into the bar. He asks the bartender, how much for a drink? The bartender says, For you, no charge.

 

[Telamon]

Quote:
TOO MUCH PHYSICS...

Sherlock Holmes and his faithful companion, Watson, go on a camping trip. In the middle of the night, Sherlock wakes up Watson and says, "Look at the sky. Tell me what you see."

Watson looks up, and is dazzled. "I see millions and millions of stars."

"And what does that tell you?" asked Sherlock.

Watson replied, "It tells me that the universe is more vast and amazing than we could ever imagine."

"What else does it tell you?"

Watson thought for a moment, then said, "It tells me that man and his problems are small and insignificant compared to the vastness of space."

"And what else?"

Watson, increasingly frustrated, said, "I don't know! What does it tell you?"

Sherlock replied, "Elementary, my dear Watson. It tells me that someone stole our tent."

 

[Q9]

EE lover :

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Heres new physics joke from Fallout 3!

A neutron walks into the bar. He asks the bartender, how much for a drink? The bartender says, For you, no charge.

You've played Fallout 3?! 0_o

 

[EE lover:)]

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Heres new physics joke from Fallout 3!

A neutron walks into the bar. He asks the bartender, how much for a drink? The bartender says, For you, no charge.

You've played Fallout 3?! 0_o

Of course!!!! (i hope my mom doesn't see this or its INSTANT DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

 

[Q9]

EE lover :

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You've played Fallout 3?! 0_o

Of course!!!! (i hope my mom doesn't see this or its INSTANT DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)​

I suspected as much. Naughty, naughty.

Heck, I'm in my mid teens and I've never played it, nor had any inclination to. It looks like equal parts awesome and completely inappropriate.

Back to jokes... Are Chuck Norris jokes allowed?

Of course they are; if they weren't, Chuck Norris would just say they were, in which case they would be.

They once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it didn't turn out too well. It wouldn't take crap from anybody.

 

[Telamon]

the problem with political jokes is that they get elected...