~>Fury of the Wind<~ (A Bird RP)

[RoostersAreAwesome]

IT STILL MAKES ME LAUGH
THE FUNNY PARTS STILL MAKE ME LAUGH

I just realized earlier I said he didn’t have razor talons but I guess he picked some up at one point. There were a lot of dead around.

Crows and Ravens should be switched, Magnolia is still in a cage!

Now I’m laughing at it too. Riski and Russet are so entertaining

It took HOURS to read this whole thing, no wonder it took years to write.

You read the WHOLE THING? Wow!

Also, even though I’ve only gotten 4 hours of sleep, I’m totally up for rping today! I could probably capture Fish Sticks’ nature perfectly right now. XD

 

[Amer]

Now I’m laughing at it too. Riski and Russet are so entertaining

You read the WHOLE THING? Wow!

Also, even though I’ve only gotten 4 hours of sleep, I’m totally up for rping today! I could probably capture Fish Sticks’ nature perfectly right now. XD

I only got 7 hours of sleep because of this reading this stupid (not really) rp and even then it took until 10:30 to finish reading it

 

[Amer]

Name: Vaatras
Age: 18 years
Gender: Male
Personality: Egotistical, loud, and bossy. Enjoys telling others what to do. Though he acts brave, as soon as there is the slightest chance of losing in a fight, he'll flee. Demands high prices for stories of treasure and lakes filled with fish, though they're all made up, of course.
Description: Herring gull
Rank/Status: Senior
Family (if significant): Open
Mate: Open
Chicks: Open
History: None
Other:
Username: RoostersAreAwesome

Name: Suliver
Age: 4 years
Gender: Male
Personality: Gruff, cruel, takes pleasure in the pain of others. Disgusted by any show of weakness, and punishes any who dare sympathize with the weak. Does not hesitate to kill, though would rather have others do his dirty work.
Description:
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Rank/Status: Gang leader
Family (if significant): Open
Mate: Open
Chicks: Open
History: None
Other: Has one of the largest gangs, appropriately named "Suliver's gang"
Username: RoostersAreAwesome

(I did not know Suliver was a blue bar, I thought he was a t-check like Cement this whole time)

 

[RoostersAreAwesome]

(I did not know Suliver was a blue bar, I thought he was a t-check like Cement this whole time)

(He also apparently had pearl eyes according to the picture I used)

 

[Amer]

(He also apparently had pearl eyes according to the picture I used)

Bruh so is he actually a blue bar? I guess I better edit my descriptions of him

 

[RoostersAreAwesome]

Bruh so is he actually a blue bar? I guess I better edit my descriptions of him

You don’t have to edit them, it doesn’t really matter to me

 

[Amer]

You don’t have to edit them, it doesn’t really matter to me

nah I definitely will.
Now that I have an entirely different Suliver in my head I can't imagine him differently.

 

[Amer]

“Eggshell Island, but I agree, that was a very bad way to put it,” said Riski.
Riski decided a cloud would be the only thing that could disguise his bulk, so he winged his way up until he was just a ghost against the sky high above Eggshell island. Not invisible, but it was impossible to determine who or what he was, other than the obvious white, long-winged seabird.
“Who are you?” one of Vaatras’ island guards grunted in Ritz’s direction. Fortunately, it was a friendly grunt.
“…Errr…” said Ritz, realizing the flaw in his plan. His previous alter ego had already been used when they chased him away from the island, so he’d have to come up with a new one on the spot. What had that rude human called him the time he sprayed powder on him? The good smelling powder, not the stuff he had on now. “…Errr… Johnson.” He waved with an outrageously orange webbed foot.
“Hey, …Johnson. Never heard that name before.” He narrowed at the mud-encrusted Fish Sticks. “And what am I supposed to be looking at here? Is that even a gull?”
Ritz clamped Fish Stick’s bill shut before something stupid could come out of it.
“And Johnson. Hehe. He spends a lot of time in the dump. Have you been there before?”
“No,” the guard admitted, which was very lucky, since most of Vaatras’ synchophants did. “Both of you are named Johnson? But it’s such a rare name for a gull.”
“It’s very common at the dump. Johnson here is definitely a gull and not a stormy petrel.”
“Well, ok. Enjoy Eggshell Island,” said the guard like an amusement park ride attendant.

(this scene is so much darker now that I've learned about the Johnson and Johnson asbestos scandal... )

 

[RoostersAreAwesome]

(this scene is so much darker now that I've learned about the Johnson and Johnson asbestos scandal... )

(I can’t believe Ritz and Fish Sticks were a part of that…)