Granny's gone and done it again

Two Little Old ladies
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Two little old ladies, Connie, and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
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The short one, Jean, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show”!
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"You're on!” said Connie, holding up a $10 bill.
So, Jean slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes.
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She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display and held it between her teeth.
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Then, completely naked, she streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.
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Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
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Finally, the smiling Jean came through the exit door to the sounds of a cheering, clapping crowd.
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"What happened?” asked Connie.
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"I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'!"
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Life is short...
Break the rules
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Same here. I usually pick the peaches when they barely have any give when you gently press on them. I always figure that the wildlife will leave them alone until they are riper.

The funny thing is that we had a bumper crop of wild blackberries this year. Just beautiful fruit that I figured we would be beating the wildlife back to harvest. Nope. They didn't touch them. Not raccoon, deer or bird. We must have picked 8 pounds of blackberries that are in the freezer. I was planning on making syrup or baking a blackberry cobbler then I got sick in September and found out I had diverticulitis. Doctors proclamation...no fruit with seeds not under any circumstances. Well dang it. Now I have black berries in the freezer and no idea what to do with them. DH isn't that fond of them other than fresh picked so unless I can find a way to eliminate 100% of the seeds I'll probably wind up giving them to one of the neighbors.
Sell them! I paid a pretty penny for blackberries when MIL was alive and I don't like them either, lol. Think I still have a quart of them in the freezer.
 

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