Granny's gone and done it again

[prostar]

He's looking good for an older gentleman.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I fed shadow the urine track formula til he passed at 18.

 

[campingshaws]

The only time I can tell he’s slowing down is in the stairs. Everything he needs is downstairs, so he’s only going up to snoop around. He can still appear in the kitchen at the speed of light if he hears me open a can or crack an egg.

 

[Kelsykin]

The only time I can tell he’s slowing down is in the stairs. Everything he needs is downstairs, so he’s only going up to snoop around. He can still appear in the kitchen at the speed of light if he hears me open a can or crack an egg.

Amazing how fast they move with the right motivation.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Ya I need some of them cat like reflexes.

 

[h2oratt]

You don't want to milk.... lol

I only want to milk when. Need milk.
Raising litters is so hard. When they are gone I have my freedom back. Somewhat

 

[h2oratt]

They used to eat all of the peaches off our trees in TN.

THe rats eat them here. And I am not talking about the governor

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Two Little Old ladies

Two little old ladies, Connie, and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.

The short one, Jean, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show”!

"You're on!” said Connie, holding up a $10 bill.
So, Jean slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes.

She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display and held it between her teeth.

Then, completely naked, she streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.

Finally, the smiling Jean came through the exit door to the sounds of a cheering, clapping crowd.

"What happened?” asked Connie.

"I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'!"

Life is short...
Break the rules

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Same here. I usually pick the peaches when they barely have any give when you gently press on them. I always figure that the wildlife will leave them alone until they are riper.

The funny thing is that we had a bumper crop of wild blackberries this year. Just beautiful fruit that I figured we would be beating the wildlife back to harvest. Nope. They didn't touch them. Not raccoon, deer or bird. We must have picked 8 pounds of blackberries that are in the freezer. I was planning on making syrup or baking a blackberry cobbler then I got sick in September and found out I had diverticulitis. Doctors proclamation...no fruit with seeds not under any circumstances. Well dang it. Now I have black berries in the freezer and no idea what to do with them. DH isn't that fond of them other than fresh picked so unless I can find a way to eliminate 100% of the seeds I'll probably wind up giving them to one of the neighbors.

Sell them! I paid a pretty penny for blackberries when MIL was alive and I don't like them either, lol. Think I still have a quart of them in the freezer.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Ooh, jelly would be good. The seeds get in my dentures. Good idea!