Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

I need food. My breakfast is long gone. BBL

 

[microchick]

I stole your pic, thanks! Hope your hand heals uneventfully. Good night, Girlie!

No problem! I have a whole collection of Cattle Dog memes on Pinterest. This one is my favorite:

This guy looks a quite a bit like our first ACD who was a blue heeler.

Nice day here today. Did some work harvesting wood, then did some work out in the coop. Worked in the house for a bit, fell asleep on the sofa. The end.

 

[lovesfarms]

Hi

How are you?

 

[lovesfarms]

I didn't come say Gmorning? Good afternoon! Housekeeper was here today. She's just a little thing but she caught Tom from going head first into the fish tank today. He was heading straight for it falling and she jumped up and grabbed him mid fall. He tore the skin on his elbow. Nasty looking place but he is ok. She made breakfast for us and it was really good too.

Thank God she was right there! Are his elbows ok?

 

[ShrekDawg]

How are you?

I’m good thanks, you!?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Thank God she was right there! Are his elbows ok?

One of them has the skin peeled back about 1 1/2 in. x 3in. bled pretty good

 

[lovesfarms]

One of them has the skin peeled back about 1 1/2 in. x 3in. bled pretty good

That must be terrible painful. I'm glad he didn't break any bones. It's hard to keep everything out of the way of people that stumble easy. Dog toys are the worst

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I was walking past the torture chamber when this huge tuna fish jumped out and attacked me. We fought an epic battle but in the end I prevailed by piercing his armor, dragging his insides out and slathering him in white slime. I then heard his brothers calling out for him and I tried to hide the body in between 2 normal sheets of white wood and because I had no where to hide this I ate him.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

That must be terrible painful. I'm glad he didn't break any bones. It's hard to keep everything out of the way of people that stumble easy. Dog toys are the worst

We only have 2 and they are both rope toys.

 

[lovesfarms]

I was walking past the torture chamber when this huge tuna fish jumped out and attacked me. We fought an epic battle but in the end I prevailed by piercing his armor, dragging his insides out and slathering him in white slime. I then heard his brothers calling out for him and I tried to hide the body in between 2 normal sheets of white wood and because I had no where to hide this I ate him.

I read that about 3-4 times before it sank in!!