grannys gone and done it

[Granny Hatchet]

I stopped by the Ford Dealership
yesterday, for a look at the new F-150 aluminum
pickup.
Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted
to sense that new truck "feel" before they
become old.
The salesperson (a nice looking woman wearing a
"Hillary for President" lapel pin) sat in
the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck
and all its "wonderful" options. The seats were of
particular interest.
She explained that the seats directed warm air to your
butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt
in the summer heat.
I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.
Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it
was a Republican truck.
I explained that if it were a Hillary truck, the
seats would just blow smoke up your *** year-round.
I had to walk back to the dealership.
She had no sense of humor.

hahahahaaaaaaaa

 

[rIrs roost]

Aww, but he went to all that trouble taking off his fishnet stockings first.

That's what's causing the hair loss, by the way, those stockings! 

kinda figured he was a fishnet wearing kinda guy.

 

[rIrs roost]

I stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new F-150 aluminum pickup.
Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before they become old.
The salesperson (a nice looking woman wearing a "Hillary for President" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options. The seats were of particular interest.
She explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.
Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a Republican truck.
I explained that if it were a Hillary truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your *** year-round.
I had to walk back to the dealership.
She had no sense of humor.

oops, 11/30/15

oh I must've went way back somehow. It usually puts me back where I left off.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

aww Twist, why you take them down ? We was just teasing you.

 

[Wishing4Wings]

aww Twist, why you take them down ? We was just teasing you.

guess he's shy

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Quote:
nope got tired of protesting my innocence LOL

 

[Wishing4Wings]

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

I actually have a whole bunch of pics I need to remove but BYC is not cooperating.

 

[rIrs roost]

aww Twist, why you take them down ? We was just teasing you.  

He knew I was fixing to pick on him lol.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Quote:
nope just did NOT want you to get to excited they Red I about put granny into cardiac arrest LOL