LOL Poor chick chick. I might as well have all kids. Talk about the bathroom, I have 3 dogs that just find me fascinating when I am trying to poop ! The pup barks and growls along with me Frosty tries to jump it my lap, (to help me push I assume and poor star is smart enough to head for the hills. Lock them out you say ? Then they bark ,cry ,scratch and sometimes pees at the door because I am out of their sight. Then add the humans . I havent had a good poop by myself in 35 years. I bet I could poop in front of the pope if I felt the need.