grannys gone and done it

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  1. granny hatchet

    granny hatchet Tastes like chicken Premium Member

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    Trap and neuter Twist. problem solved. you can do it yourself. easy job.
     
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  2. twisted-acres-farm

    twisted-acres-farm Maiah and daughter dob aug 2, 2017 Premium Member

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    I need to hit the rack as well


    Good night All Sweet Dreams Warm Fuzzies and prayers for those in need.
     
  3. Wishing4Wings

    Wishing4Wings Isn't it Amazing? Premium Member

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    Oh yes, Belle has all her shots. Never worried much about it until after that happened, so it was a relief that she was up to date.
     
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  4. Tippylou

    Tippylou Chillin' With My Peeps Premium Member

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    Please trap and neuter,Twist.
     
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  5. Tippylou

    Tippylou Chillin' With My Peeps Premium Member

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    Night all!
     
  6. Wishing4Wings

    Wishing4Wings Isn't it Amazing? Premium Member

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    Good night all. I found my poem about the dog's irresistible attraction to pole cats. True story from a few years back.


    Late last night my dog was pacing the floor,
    Was she sick? Gotta go? So I let her out the door.
    The neighborhood was quiet, the chickens were asleep.
    Nothing rustling in the bushes. Not a single cricket cheep.

    Then to my annoyance, she took off like a shot.
    She circled something, growled and woofed and loudly barked a lot!
    Oh no, what was that out there in the yard?
    Something big and scary? Why was she on guard?

    I ran to get a flashlight. I tried to call her back.
    Couldn’t see what she was after, ‘cause the night was inky black.
    Then, suddenly as it started, the barking was no more.
    Did the creature eat my doggy? I was shaken to my core.

    After one long moment, Belle came racing back to me,
    And soon I suspected what the creature had to be.
    A certain acrid odor was wafting through the night,
    And Belle was rolling on the lawn. She’d given up the fight.

    You’d think the first three times would have taught her what to do.
    "Leave that skunk alone, you dope! It’s the garage tonight for you!"
    PeeYew!! [​IMG]
     
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  7. campingshaws

    campingshaws True BYC Addict Premium Member

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    "Trap and neuter Twist." :lau
     
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  8. napdognewfie

    napdognewfie Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Yeah!
     
  9. Ol Grey Mare

    Ol Grey Mare One egg shy of a full carton. ..... Premium Member

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    Sounds like twist is trying to talk his way into a spanking
     
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  10. Ol Grey Mare

    Ol Grey Mare One egg shy of a full carton. ..... Premium Member

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    Demonstrating the importance of comma placement, lol
     
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