grannys gone and done it

[rIrs roost]

not much of a nap. soon as i fell asleep they woke me up to eat. Like it was going to get any colder . I dont know why they do that.  Any way it has made me sick. chickens are fed  eggs are tossed and they are sneezing.

Sorry about the sneezing chickens granny.

I found a giant RAT in the grill on my porch. Jewel has been sniffing around there all morning. I thought maybe it was a bird nest.

time to fire up the grill. Meats already on.

It's cold, overcast and spitting rain here. My get up and go got up and went. Not going out to train dogs in this. Glad I got the treadmill out yesterday, that'll help a LOT this winter!
 Guess it's laundry day.    
Granny's suggestion about the power tools???   I ran out ovations still from yesterday I guess. IOU! 
Works like a charm it does! I get out the biggest most inappropriate tools and make a lot of banging noises. DH can't stand it! He always has to jump in and do it "his" way. 

I do get to have dinner with some dear GF's this evening! My friend DJ, fellow dog trainer is in town from Tulsa, I haven't seen her in a year. 

y'all hens know that when y'all start messing with our tools we'll get up and help you. Shut up twidt, I know how this sounds.

 

[rIrs roost]

 I'm quite proud of you for that. A job can be replaced. I holiday with family can't. A thought though, If you call in sick both days and they fire you, you are eligible for unemployment. If you quit, you aren't. 

Good thinking mutt.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I agree about the Tylan. If very ill it can be given with shot and then oral but with that said, I use denaguard. for uri I feel it is the best. mg flocks it can be given as a preventative once a month in the water or for full blown illness. I have been told there is no withdrawal for eggs and it dont stop working because you use too much. there were a few pluses to it I am not remembering all . I even heard you can breed mg out of the flock with it. I would also go with Casportponys advise.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I have a fever and I am glad ! First time i have been warm all day . yes, I was out playing in the rain. well, feeding the chickens but it was fun . I just noticed my hand dont hurt as bad . It must be on the mend . worker gone at long last. Robert was tired and he started ignoring her. She wasnt sure what to do. LOL She said to me today, "I need to talk to work so I can find out how to get him to do what is on his goals".

I asked her what makes her think they will know ? If she thinks she can Make him do something i kind of feel sorry for her because he will let her her know whats up. And I cant wait !! squeee...
It is pouring out now. turning cold too.
Still no Enola

 

[Granny Hatchet]

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? Its been flickering for weeks now.”
He looks at her and says angrily, “Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed on my forehead? I don’t think so.”
“Well, then could you fix the fridge door? It wont close right.”
To which he replied, “Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don’t think so.”
“Fine,” she says, “Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They’re about to break.”
“I”m not a **** carpenter and I don’t want to fix the steps,” he says. “Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don’t think so. I’ve had enough of you. I’m going to the bar!”
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out. As he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed. “Honey, how”d this all get fixed?”
She said, “Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either sleep with him or bake him a cake.”
He said, “So, what kind of cake did you bake him?”
She replied, “Hello… Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?”


I used to tell this joke a lot but first time I have seen it in print !!!

 

[napdognewfie]

Poured all day here too. I'm cold. But I got most of the kitchen clean.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Not pushing yourself too hard are you Newfie ? Did you read what the heart dr. said to me ?

 

[campingshaws]

Doing my least favorite job: cleaning underneath the sectional. How does so much gritty garbage get under there??

 

[rIrs roost]

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? Its been flickering for weeks now.”
He looks at her and says angrily, “Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed on my forehead? I don’t think so.”
“Well, then could you fix the fridge door? It wont close right.”
To which he replied, “Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don’t think so.”
“Fine,” she says, “Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They’re about to break.”
“I”m not a **** carpenter and I don’t want to fix the steps,” he says. “Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don’t think so. I’ve had enough of you. I’m going to the bar!”
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out. As he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed. “Honey, how”d this all get fixed?”
She said, “Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either sleep with him or bake him a cake.”
He said, “So, what kind of cake did you bake him?”
She replied, “Hello… Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?”


I used to tell this joke a lot but first time I have seen it in print !!!

Lol good one granny.

 

[rIrs roost]

I have a fever and I am glad !  First time i have been warm all day . yes, I was out playing in the rain. well, feeding the chickens but it was fun .  I just noticed my hand dont hurt as bad . It must be on the mend . worker gone at long last. Robert was tired and he started ignoring her. She wasnt sure what to do. LOL She said to me today, "I need to talk to work so I can find out how to get him to do what is on his goals".   I asked her what makes her think they will know ? If she thinks she can Make him do something i kind of feel sorry for her because he will let her her know whats up. And I cant wait !! squeee...  
It is pouring out now. turning cold too.
Still no Enola

I hope everything's ok with enola. She hasn't been on in several days.