grannys gone and done it

[Wishing4Wings]

i sure do have a screw loose ! its my fault the bator wasnt working. I guess i dont know an off and on switch when i see it !

You are in good company granny. My sister works for a small company that makes machinery for cabinet makers. She often takes trouble-shooting calls from frustrated, angry men who are convinced their machine is defective because they can't get it working properly. They turn sheepish pretty quick when it turns out to be something simple like forgetting to turn on a switch! She never rubs it in, though, so they like dealing with her.


My favorite hen has a prolapsed cloaca and a yeast infection.

I am so bummed. Doing what I can and hope I can fix her up. She has palatial accommodations in the garage cage and seems to be a bit perkier today.

 

[rancher hicks]

You are in good company granny. My sister works for a small company that makes machinery for cabinet makers. She often takes trouble-shooting calls from frustrated, angry men who are convinced their machine is defective because they can't get it working properly. They turn sheepish pretty quick when it turns out to be something simple like forgetting to turn on a switch! She never rubs it in, though, so they like dealing with her.


My favorite hen has a prolapsed cloaca and a yeast infection.

I am so bummed. Doing what I can and hope I can fix her up. She has palatial accommodations in the garage cage and seems to be a bit perkier today.

I was standing in the park and wondering why Frisbees got bigger as they got closer and then it hit me.

There was a man who had a bag of chickens. Then a blond girl said "if i guess how many chickens you have in the bag can i have one". Then the guy said "heck if you guess how many i have ill give you both of them.


So the blond said 5. get it.

 

[rancher hicks]

My apologies to all the blond men and women. I don't know where the dumb blond jokes originated.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

LOL rancher Hicks, as tired as i am you still make me smile. went grocery shopping today. hard walk but had a blast. told my dd to get all the cooking food and i would get snacks. her bill was 151.00 mine was 157.00 chips, pop, chocolate !! oh, and chocolate. my stomach hurts and guessing sugar is high by the thirst i have. bypassed dinner no more room. Wishing, sorry about your hen, hop she gets better fast. your sister must be good at what she does. NO WAY I could pass up an opportunity like that. First thing out of my mouth would be nana nana booboo

 

[Granny Hatchet]

My apologies to all the blond men and women. I don't know where the dumb blond jokes originated.

read a study once that said people with green eyes were smarted then brown eyed people. I kept waiting for the punch line.

 

[rancher hicks]

read a study once that said people with green eyes were smarted then brown eyed people. I kept waiting for the punch line.

Well I've heard every short joke there is I think. I'm old it don't bother me any more.

I think the blond thing was made up by some jealous brunette.

 

[Ol Grey Mare]

You are in good company granny. My sister works for a small company that makes machinery for cabinet makers. She often takes trouble-shooting calls from frustrated, angry men who are convinced their machine is defective because they can't get it working properly. They turn sheepish pretty quick when it turns out to be something simple like forgetting to turn on a switch! She never rubs it in, though, so they like dealing with her.


My favorite hen has a prolapsed cloaca and a yeast infection.

I am so bummed. Doing what I can and hope I can fix her up. She has palatial accommodations in the garage cage and seems to be a bit perkier today.

In the Tech/IT world that is referred to as PEBKAC (Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair)

Hope your girl recovers for you!

 

[Granny Hatchet]

In the Tech/IT world that is referred to as PEBKAC (Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair)

Hope your girl recovers for you!

hahahaa, or in my case the bed and the bator

 

[Wishing4Wings]

I was standing in the park and wondering why Frisbees got bigger as they got closer and then it hit me.

There was a man who had a bag of chickens. Then a blond girl said "if i guess how many chickens you have in the bag can i have one". Then the guy said "heck if you guess how many i have ill give you both of them.


So the blond said 5. get it.

You remind me of my neighbor across the street. He has the best jokes that are G rated. Good in front of the kiddos. Unfortunately, I have a terrible memory for jokes. Usually laughing so hard I snort them right out of my mind.

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Thanks for the well wishes for my hen. Going to try to deliver the egg after dinner. Anyone ever had to that? Got any tips?