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That has lasted really well. I love traditions like that. I have a bauble from the year I was born for my first Christmas. I've also got some other decs that my grandma gave me but I dare not get them out as they are from the 40's. All wrapped up in tissue paper and packed away in case I break them :/
 
APHORISMS FOR THE YEAR…

it's not whether you win or lose,
But how you place the blame.
On Wednesday, May

We have enough "youth".
How about a fountain of "smart"?
A Fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
Money isn't everything,
But it sure keeps the kids in touch.
If at first you don't succeed,
Skydiving is not for you
We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.
Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
Give the rest a bad name.
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
To produce reproductive organs.
Alabama state motto:
At least we're not Mississippi
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.
The latest survey shows that
Three out of four people make
Up 75% of the population

"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms,
You know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could
Identify their corporate sponsors."

The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would 'hate'
to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.
 
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