grannys gone and done it

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Off topic, but funny!

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?'
She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a little boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot, but you don't have the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher.
Yes, I know you.
'The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why, yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state - not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women and one of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send both of your asses to the electric chair!
 
I am ging to need to find someone that uses it in a big bator and see how its working out for them. theres no info on there really.
Thats cute Tippy and probably more true then we know.

I am very sleepy. No pips. I am going to bed or doze. not sure which yet.
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I am ging to need to find someone that uses it in a big bator and see how its working out for them. theres no info on there really.
Thats cute Tippy and probably more true then we know.

I am very sleepy. No pips. I am going to bed or doze. not sure which yet.
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Sweet dreams Granny! I hope you wake to bunches of chickies!
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