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[Granny Hatchet]

Happy Valentines to everyone. children are very loud this morning. cant concentrate . who is getting Beth Twisted? my husband gets 100 dollars just because he is old, I pick up 40 because i have to put up with him. lol Pretty sure it should be the other way around. Son kept me up half the night. I am exhausted . one wants me to go shopping one wants me to cook one wants me to stay home and one wants me to hold their hand. I think i will eat a donut and head back to bed.

 

[Ol Grey Mare]

Happy Valentines to everyone. children are very loud this morning. cant concentrate . who is getting Beth Twisted? my husband gets 100 dollars just because he is old, I pick up 40 because i have to put up with him. lol Pretty sure it should be the other way around. Son kept me up half the night. I am exhausted . one wants me to go shopping one wants me to cook one wants me to stay home and one wants me to hold their hand. I think i will eat a donut and head back to bed.

Now that sounds like an excellent plan! Speaking of donuts, have you ever had the pleasure of eating a Horst's donut from here in Madison?

 

[rancher hicks]

Just thought of a joke for you all

So the other day I asked my granddaughter if she new what Monday was. She said yep it's president's day. The I asked her if she new what that meant or was about. She said yes it's when the president comes out of the white house and if he see's his shadow we have another YEAR OF BULL@#%%. It hurt when you shoot hot coffee out of your nose.

My aunt sent me this joke. I have no children or grandchildren of my own.

True story. The GD says on Valentines day you say to people "I love you and they give you candy". Her grandmother has her spoiled.

They are moving in today. Now I'll really be invisible. My GD says when "I move in with you I'm sleeping with you Gramma".

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Happy Valentines to everyone. children are very loud this morning. cant concentrate . who is getting Beth Twisted? my husband gets 100 dollars just because he is old, I pick up 40 because i have to put up with him. lol Pretty sure it should be the other way around. Son kept me up half the night. I am exhausted . one wants me to go shopping one wants me to cook one wants me to stay home and one wants me to hold their hand. I think i will eat a donut and head back to bed.

I am keeping Beth. Don't want to take a chance on loosing the bloodlines.

Couple more jokes

I married Miss right just didn't know her first name was Always

Scientist's have discovered a new food guaranteed to kill a woman's sex drive it's called --- wait for it---
Wedding Cake

 

[rancher hicks]

I am keeping Beth. Don't want to take a chance on loosing the bloodlines.

Couple more jokes

I married Miss right just didn't know her first name was Always

Scientist's have discovered a new food guaranteed to kill a woman's sex drive it's called --- wait for it---
Wedding Cake

We men already know that.

 

[enola]

Of course not. Why would I be insinuating that?  

You and Mike are happy and that's all that matters was my point.        

I know you were not being crass. I am still learning how to be 'flip' on the internet........and failing miserably!


HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! It's 45* here today. Bright and sunny! I am starting 3 weeks of vacation today. Spring peepers started peeping here last Tuesday. Means spring is on it's way!

 

[enola]

OK, so yesterday the land lord comes by to check his horse. As usual, he pulls up to my closed gate, gets out, goes out to the pasture to check his horse, comes back........ His SUV door is locked, KEYS INSIDE!!!! I have asked him over and over to please not block my gate!
So, I am now blocked in, because he can't move his vehicle. So, he says he will knock down some fence boards, so I can get a vehicle out. He says he only lives 20 minutes away, so we have time to go get his extra key and still get back to work at 3 pm. So, I run in to get dressed while he knocked down the fence boards. We leave at 2:20 drive to his house, get the key, drive back to my house, I go to work........ Clock in at 3:35 and realize he LIED! It took at lot longer than 20 minutes to get to his house.

This morning my washing machine won't work........ Something else he will have to repair!!!

That's OK, he OWES me

 

[rancher hicks]

I know you were not being crass.

I am still learning how to be 'flip' on the internet........and failing miserably!


HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! It's 45* here today. Bright and sunny! I am starting 3 weeks of vacation today. Spring peepers started peeping here last Tuesday. Means spring is on it's way!

I told DW that when I got to TX this next time I'm not coming back with her. I hate the cold and gray. I need sun.

 

[ChickenLady2014]

Well now what can I say, with your poor son and his head hurting like it is?  Lord help grannies sons head feel better. Amen. 

It's pretty cold here which of course the news said it would be. I may have to hug my mother in law just to get warm. 

I keep begging DW to move to Texas. I may move there without her it's so cold. Seriously. 

I've been seeing lots of Rabbit tracks in the yard. Some I think are under the coop. It's funny to see the tracks in the deep snow. I wonder where they are going. 

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?  

A hot crossed bunny.  

I take hot water out to the birds each morning. 

I hung up Valentines lights and had the granddaughter help me make Valentine hearts to hang up. Some she's decoupaged to the wall with her glue stick.  Those will be fun to clean off.  


I once had a girl tell me she couldn't be my valentine for medical reasons.  She said I made her sick.  

What do farmers give their girl friends for Valentines day?  Hogs and Kisses. 

What do Cannibals give for Valentines day?  Boxes of Famers Fannies.    

I got a card from my ex wife on Valentines day once.  It said Happy Independance Day.  

Once she asked me, What's the difference between a Calendar and you?  She said a Calendar has a date on Valentines day.   

She was a mean woman. 

Lol rancher, I needed a couple my way as well.

 

[ChickenLady2014]

Happy Valentines to everyone. children are very loud this morning. cant concentrate . who is getting Beth Twisted?  my husband gets 100 dollars just because he is old, I pick up 40 because i have to put up with him. lol Pretty sure it should be the other way around.  Son kept me up half the night. I am exhausted . one wants me to go shopping one wants me to cook one wants me to stay home and one wants me to hold their hand. I think i will eat a donut and head back to bed.   

Afternoon granny girl and happy Valentines to you too. We had a eventful day here as well. Started the day at 4:30 this morning that our pregnant daughter was sick and was headed to the ER and could we come get the baby because hubby had to go to work. Everything turned out ok, she is just very sick with the flu. Vomited for over 5 hours thru the night and then her stomach started bleeding. They gave her meds and lots of fluid.she was getting dehydrated and that can cause premature labor. Went back to her house, picked up lil man to bring him back to our house until tomorrow evening. The drive home was frightful, we have been having wind gust up 45 miles per hour with snow & drifting. Visibility was nearly 0 all the way home. The hour drive took over 3, but we made it safely, thank God. Poor little man has been fighting a nasty ear infection for 6 wks. He is on his third kind of antibiotic, he will be referred to a Ear, Nose & Throat Dr. To get tube put in. His mom had horrible ear infections, that was before tubes though. His older sissy got tubes when she was about a year and a half old. The difference was amazing. Can't wait for his to be done so he isn't having so many infections. Poor guy has been miserable and this antibiotic is causing him to be loosey goosey. Went thru 2 complete outfits & a bath already today. He is resting at the moment, I'm exhausted already and have a long day & night to get thru. Hope everyone has a enjoyable Valentines and stay warm if any of you are in blizzard conditions.