grannys gone and done it

[napdognewfie]

I threatened to castrate my DDs X with a pair of plastic scissors.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

LOL, I was telling the truth ! and I dont care who knows it ! some how missed. heheee so I went for the throat. I got him there but not deep enough.

 

[ChickenLady2014]

Since Tom got put on this new blood thinner he is freezing more then normal. I felt very bad for him and besides the fact that I am always burning up, I made him an offer. I said, come lay in my bed and i will warm you up. He looked at me as if i had lost my mind. He said, "What are you trying to do , finish killing me ?"   Nothing could of been further from my mind.    He turned his back and I assume , went to bed   

OMG granny I would have loved to have been a fly on the your wall for that one

 

[napdognewfie]

I'd help cause I'm curious too. You would have to put him under because it would be very bad if he moved (& who could blame him lol).

 

[napdognewfie]

Would have made it easier for you too granny. Lol

 

[ChickenLady2014]

Yep, sounds just like when our neighborhood had a fox problem. I am now the only chicken owner in our neighborhood. The foxes took one or two every day until no one had any chickens left. I can't free range mine at all.

Me either anymore and my ladies & gentleman are not happy at all. They are punishing me even more by laying less eggs than before. The dang freeloaders, trying to get the next laying group to lay before getting rid of the older ones, but who knows, gunna have to slim down fast or they're going to kill one another. They better just not p*ss me off or I'll throw their little hinnys to the fox lol.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Lisa, you would of thought his world had dropped out from under him.

My ex husband tried to hurt his daughter. She was so tiny and her crib was in the bedroom. She was crying , I dont know why teething maybe, gas. Anyway she was interupting his sleep. He got up from the bed and started violently shaking the crib, rolling her all over that crib. Screaming at her to shut up. Thats when i came with the knife. I just didnt push hard enough.

 

[ChickenLady2014]

they were  2 months old  on the first..

Uh oh, them looks like roos

sorry

 

[ChickenLady2014]

W

Lisa, you would of thought his world had dropped out from under him.   

My ex husband tried to hurt his daughter. She was so tiny and her crib was in the bedroom. She was crying , I dont know why teething maybe, gas. Anyway she was interupting his sleep. He got up from the bed and started violently shaking the crib, rolling her all over that crib. Screaming at her to shut up. Thats when i came with the knife.  I just didnt push hard enough. 

Wow granny girl, you have lived a very tough life. So glad your Tom treats you like a princess, bless his tender heart

 

[Granny Hatchet]

he has . he is a good man. I am spoiled rotten. Tough life ? I never knew it. thought it was normal. One thing my mom taught me is your kids always come first. protect them at all costs.