grannys gone and done it

[Lynn Manes]

ok, this has nothing to do with chickens except for the fact i was outside locking them up. i  came back inside and my 80 yr. old mother is sitting there with a funny look on her face. it took me a min. to realize she is watching naked and afraid. she keeps tilting her head one way then the other and finally she says, "why is the picture all blurry?"   i said to her, "i dont know but isnt the amazon a beautiful place?"

hahaha

 

[Granny Hatchet]

@Wishing4Wings its here already !! I didnt let him open it. making him wait for sunday. Thank you for the gift. I get tickled when i watch him trying to figure out why you sent it. The looks that go across his face are so funny ! same questions he asked already. who,why, CALIFORNIA ? big eyed with wonder and a half grin of pleasure. wish I had a camera. hahaaa

bladder feels better.

Lisa, I am taking the seramas. just cant decide if i want to take them all or keep a pair.

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Oh good! Maybe you could stick a bow on it since that's it for wrapping. Wasn't thinking clearly. Having same problem today.

I hope it isn't a let down after all the excitement. Everything you say about Robert reminds me of my first son, and all 3 of our boys are Virgos, so I've got a real soft spot for him. My gran and I used to send cards to each other. I loved it. So fun picking them out and even more fun getting one from her. Maybe the great pumpkin will send Robert a Halloween card next month, if you think he would like it.


Take all the Seramas to the swap. You can always hold back a pair, but you'll never know for sure if it's the right decision unless you're actually faced with the choice.

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Hahahaaa Since I told you about the car cane thingy, I am now getting ads for the Able Life Auto Assist Grab Bar! Feels like I'm being stalked.

Kind of creepy.

 

[napdognewfie]

Finally caught up. Had DH take the cell phone up to US CELLULAR because I thought it was broken. It has been slow as molasses in January and wouldn't load BYC. They said my phone is fine it is them with the problem and they're working on it. That was around noon. So if you don't hear from me I can't get on here.

 

[Dannachic]

I am sure we can all relate to at least one of the following

> SOME OF THESE ARE REALLY FUNNY AND SOME HIT CLOSE TO HOME. ENJOY.

> Subject: Getting Old


> · I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off!
>
> · Old age is coming at a really bad time!
>
> · When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment ... now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation!
>
> · The biggest lie I tell myself is ... "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
>
> · Lord, grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can & the friends to post my bail when I finally snap!
>
> · I don't have gray hair. I have "wisdom highlights." I'm very wise.
>
> · My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.
>
> · Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.
>
> · If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.
>
> · The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes" .
>
> · I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do that second week.
>
> · When did it change from "We the people" to "screw the people"?
>
> · I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure my kids took it!
>
> · Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound!
>
> · Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
>
> · Lord, Give me patience and give it to me NOW.
>
> · Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
>
> · Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?
>
> · At my age "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I went there.

twist most of these are exactly like me..i'm old..

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

I was told once that over the hill is always 5 years latter then your current age. Therefore NONE of us are old just more seasoned.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

and off I go again. TTFN

 

[Dannachic]

I was told once that over the hill is always 5 years latter then your current age. Therefore NONE of us are old just more seasoned.

that would make my over the hill 72..i am real seasoned..

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I forgot to look that bar up. sorry your getting stalked. I cant order from the net anyway. If its not at wal-mart then I aint getting it.
we have the chickens in the cages and they are packed in there. I think i left a couple seramas. I know i left a couple bantam hens for sitting on the polish eggs. It got dark on us. I will have to take the car . Ol mare, its a silver buick century. I will have a 10 yr.old dirty blond GS with me. I couldnt count them they are so jammed . my big cage just wont fit. I have 8 bigger chickens in a small plastic dog carrier. LOL