grannys gone and done it

[Granny Hatchet]

no chairs there. its at TSC parking lot.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

hi watermelon, kids dont know crap. haha but a regular phone ? didnt they learn alex graham bell ?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

night everyone.

 

[Watermelon123]

Night granny! i think i might also hit the hay

goodnight, warm fuzzies

 

[ChickenLady2014]

@Wishing4Wings
its here already !!  I didnt let him open it. making him wait for sunday.  Thank you for the gift. I get tickled when i watch him trying to figure out why you sent it.  The looks that go across his face are so funny ! same questions he asked already. who,why, CALIFORNIA ?  big eyed with wonder and a half grin of pleasure. wish I had a camera. hahaaa

bladder feels better.
Lisa, I am taking the seramas. just cant decide if i want to take them all or keep a pair.

If you keep a pair granny they will be multiplying like bunnies

lol. You have a blast tomorrow with whatever you decide to do

.

 

[ChickenLady2014]

This is a little late and will probably get in trouble for this but thought it was funny

[COLOR=000000]Do you know what happened 165 years ago this summer....
September 9, 1850?[/COLOR]

[COLOR=000000]California became a state![/COLOR]

[COLOR=000000]The people had no electricity.
The state had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gunfights in the streets.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=000000]So basically NOTHING has changed except, then the women had real boobs and the men didn't hold hands.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=000000]That, my friends, is the history lesson for today. [/COLOR]

You got it ~ BINGO

 

[ChickenLady2014]

I am sure we can all relate to at least one of the following  

> SOME OF THESE ARE REALLY FUNNY AND SOME HIT CLOSE TO HOME.  ENJOY.
 
> Subject: Getting Old
 
 
> ·            I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off!   
>
> ·            Old age is coming at a really bad time!
>
> ·            When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment  ...  now, as a grown up,  it just feels like a small vacation!
>
> ·            The biggest lie I tell myself is ... "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."    
>
> ·            Lord,  grant me the  strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can & the friends to post my bail when I finally snap!
>
> ·            I don't have gray hair.  I have "wisdom highlights." I'm very wise.
>
> ·            My people skills are just fine.  It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.
>
> ·            Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.
>
> ·            If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees. 
>
> ·            The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please.  I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes" .
>
> ·            I'm going to retire and live off of my savings.  Not sure what I'll do that second week.
>
> ·            When did it change from "We the people" to "screw the people"?
>
> ·            I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure my kids took it!
>
> ·            Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound!
>
> ·            Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
>
> ·            Lord, Give me patience and give it to me NOW.
>
> ·            Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice. 
>
> ·            Oops!  Did I roll my eyes out loud?
>
> ·            At my age "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I went there.

 

These are great Twist, can't believe you took all the time to type out all these jokes.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

at least I haven't been hissed at by the califoniaites to that post yet.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

did NOT type them copy and paste from emails my cousin sent me

 

[ChickenLady2014]

why is it time never flies like that when you are working?

Lol I wish, but it never does.